Today, as I squatted down to get a snack, my pajama pants ripped wide open. I guess the universe is try to tell me something. FML
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RichardPencil
| 29
It's telling you to bend at the waist to get your snack.
Or store your snacks at eye level.
Or store your snacks at eye level.
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cacheson
| 41
Bending at the waist to get stuff is a good way to give yourself a lower back injury! Keep a firm core!!!
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WCARlover
| 34
I'm gonna look at it in a positive way...you were just one squat away from making your booty too big for your pants. Congrats on your toned behind, OP ;D
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Welshite
| 39
It's a clear Universal message that aliens are soon to visit and they need easy access.
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akelly727
| 0
I'm going to make a huge assumption and say this may of happened at Walmart.
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Qandol
| 26
Don't Assume if you don't know..
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akelly727
| 0
It was a joke.. lighten up you're on FML not the morning news page. Maybe it's just a California thing but our Walmart's are know for people shopping in their pajamas, hence my pajama JOKE. What I can safely assume is you don't have the best since of humor.
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Miss_Whipped
| 43
Jesus Christ... for someone telling others they need to lighten up, you're awfully triggered by a reasonable comment.
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RichardPencil
| 29
No, it was in Canada.
See earlier FML
See earlier FML
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MisterGasMoney
| 16
It says it happened in Maryland....Also, it's might have, not might of. Just sayin'
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akelly727
| 0
OK so it was a stupid joke whoops. I thought it was kind of funny because is a known stigma for Walmart but I guess it's not like that everywhere, my bad! BUT #5 I am sorry I responded that way and I do feel bad for saying that you have no sense of humor, I'm sure you have a great one!
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RichardPencil
| 29
I thought it was a good joke -- I've seen PeopleOfWalmart.com.
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akelly727
| 0
Thank you!
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trollcrusher
| 17
Careful now, we don't like jokes! Jokes can hurt feelings, and nothing is more important than feelings! Apparently...
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Knittedbirch
| 8
Telling you to treat yourself to some cozy new pajamies.
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zeroramiro2
| 4
This always happens on a full moon.
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TigranPet
| 24
"When I.. ripped my pants"
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TimidRobot
| 8
Yes it did, squatting is unhealthy and dangerous. Better stick with the cheeseburgers.
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Wsparta
| 26
I have never found a pair of pajamas I could real squat in so more an FML than a YDI. Hopefully you can find a comfortable new pair of pajamas to replace them though!
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xercister
| 19
When one door closes, another one opens.... This one just happened to be in your pants.
Or store your snacks at eye level.