By awkwardaf3 - 12/12/2016 01:13 - United States - Bel Air

Today, as I squatted down to get a snack, my pajama pants ripped wide open. I guess the universe is try to tell me something. FML
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Welshite 39
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It's a clear Universal message that aliens are soon to visit and they need easy access.

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RichardPencil 30
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It's telling you to bend at the waist to get your snack. Or store your snacks at eye level.

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RichardPencil 30
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It's telling you to bend at the waist to get your snack. Or store your snacks at eye level.

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cacheson 41
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Bending at the waist to get stuff is a good way to give yourself a lower back injury! Keep a firm core!!!

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WCARlover 34
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I'm gonna look at it in a positive way...you were just one squat away from making your booty too big for your pants. Congrats on your toned behind, OP ;D

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Welshite 39
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It's a clear Universal message that aliens are soon to visit and they need easy access.

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akelly727 0

I'm going to make a huge assumption and say this may of happened at Walmart.

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Qandol 26
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Don't Assume if you don't know..

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akelly727 0

It was a joke.. lighten up you're on FML not the morning news page. Maybe it's just a California thing but our Walmart's are know for people shopping in their pajamas, hence my pajama JOKE. What I can safely assume is you don't have the best since of humor.

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Miss_Whipped 43
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Jesus Christ... for someone telling others they need to lighten up, you're awfully triggered by a reasonable comment.

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RichardPencil 30
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No, it was in Canada. See earlier FML

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MisterGasMoney 16
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It says it happened in Maryland....Also, it's might have, not might of. Just sayin'

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akelly727 0

OK so it was a stupid joke whoops. I thought it was kind of funny because is a known stigma for Walmart but I guess it's not like that everywhere, my bad! BUT #5 I am sorry I responded that way and I do feel bad for saying that you have no sense of humor, I'm sure you have a great one!

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RichardPencil 30
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I thought it was a good joke -- I've seen PeopleOfWalmart.com.

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akelly727 0

Thank you!

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trollcrusher 17
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Careful now, we don't like jokes! Jokes can hurt feelings, and nothing is more important than feelings! Apparently...

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Knittedbirch 8
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Telling you to treat yourself to some cozy new pajamies.

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zeroramiro2 4
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This always happens on a full moon.

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TigranPet 24

"When I.. ripped my pants"

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TimidRobot 8
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Yes it did, squatting is unhealthy and dangerous. Better stick with the cheeseburgers.

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Wsparta 26
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I have never found a pair of pajamas I could real squat in so more an FML than a YDI. Hopefully you can find a comfortable new pair of pajamas to replace them though!

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xercister 19
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When one door closes, another one opens.... This one just happened to be in your pants.

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