Great date, thanks!

By Anonymous - 28/03/2009 18:50 - United States

Today, I was on a first date with a girl at the movies. Trying to be polite, I held in a fart until an intense, loud action scene came on. As soon as I let go, the scene went silent and my fart was clearly heard to everyone in the movie theatre. My date went to the bathroom. She didn't come back. FML
I agree, your life sucks 31 995
You deserved it 84 009

Same thing different taste

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kellster 2

Uh, that's disgusting. I would have left, too. 1) Sure, people have gas. It happens. So go let it out somewhere appropriate, which is a) not in a movie theater, and b) not on a first date, anywhere. 2) You do realize that even if it had been silent, she likely would have smelled it regardless, right? It's not that hard to guess where these things come from.

byork 0

At least you didn't say "pull my finger"

WOW. JUST WOW. Seriously mann, c'mon!!! That's just nasty. and why the F would you still fart even if it was an action scene cause she still would've smelt it.. NASTYYYY. honestly, guys need to just deal and go to the bathroom. Farting infront of us ladies is such a legit turn off. Not gunna lie to ya

ALSO (adding on to comment 77), really? a first date...SHAME ON YOU. I'm not going to judge this girl. I would've left too.

In a way I don't blame her for leaving. You exit the theater to drop something like that 'cause if it's really that bad it's likely gonna smell too and she'd be grossed out anyways. However, Peter Griffin does teach us "The sexiest thing a girl can do for a man is learn to love his gas."

lifesabit 0

Honestly you deserved it dude. You let loose a big one 1) on the first date, 2) loudly, 3) and had no intention of going to the potty to do it (which would have been polite as opposed to letting it loose and then blaming it on someone else....).

you_not_me_OWNED 0

that's like once during a concert when i was playing the penis game under cover of the amps, and i accidentally screamed it right as the song ended.

Quad17 0

wow. don't blame her. yo bro, u should have went to the bathroom.