Great date, thanks!
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Uh, that's disgusting. I would have left, too. 1) Sure, people have gas. It happens. So go let it out somewhere appropriate, which is a) not in a movie theater, and b) not on a first date, anywhere. 2) You do realize that even if it had been silent, she likely would have smelled it regardless, right? It's not that hard to guess where these things come from.
WOW. JUST WOW. Seriously mann, c'mon!!! That's just nasty. and why the F would you still fart even if it was an action scene cause she still would've smelt it.. NASTYYYY. honestly, guys need to just deal and go to the bathroom. Farting infront of us ladies is such a legit turn off. Not gunna lie to ya
ALSO (adding on to comment 77), really? a first date...SHAME ON YOU. I'm not going to judge this girl. I would've left too.
In a way I don't blame her for leaving. You exit the theater to drop something like that 'cause if it's really that bad it's likely gonna smell too and she'd be grossed out anyways. However, Peter Griffin does teach us "The sexiest thing a girl can do for a man is learn to love his gas."
Man, I would've just laughed.
Eww... gross.
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Lol, why didnt you just go to the bathroom?
You dropped DA BOMB on her