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  Today, my boyfriend questioned why I always put my shirts in the dryer right before wearing them. I told him it was because the dryer causes my shirts to regain their form and tightness. His response: "You should throw your vagina in there along with them." FML
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  nerdsgetmehot  |  22

#103 It's pretty unnecessary to dis the appearance of others, especially when you don't have a picture of yourself up. Also, I don't see anything "ew" about #99! Not at all.

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  mfmylifesrsly  |  29

awww look 103 is calling me ugly again, I guess i have a stalker, cute. shows how insecure you must be to now call me out on my looks more than once, or maybe you're just jealous that I can actually get a boyfriend?

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  black_knight402  |  0

109 Some users here don't come here to check out boys/girls, rather they are here for the fml. Therefore, they don't require attention from other users. In fact, that is why some of the display pictures are attractive and are likely to be remembered.

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  mfmylifesrsly  |  29

yeah 140, my boyfriends penis is small, explains why I was kind of making fun of them with my first comment.

the truth is, every time we have sex it hurts at first, I thought it would just hurt the first or second time, but nope, every time. also he had to buy mega sized condoms because the regular ones suffocated his cock. so no, he doesn't have a small penis AT All.


I wouldn't normally 'brag' about my boyfriends cock but you saying it must be small even though I was making fun of small ones is dumb.

that is all.

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  Loofah_fml  |  1

183, Mexicans have a saying that goes, " Tell me what you brag about, and I'll tell you what you lack,". You don't have to prove any of us, anything. Regardless, most of the people on here will not believe you. No one is interested in your sexual life, so we'd apreciate it, if you kept it to yourself.
;D

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  Po1ntBlank  |  0

205 agreed. plus what she said at 10 wasn't a win at all. that's like the lamest comeback ever. basically like saying no ur ugly when someone calls you ugly

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