balkangirl94
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Great conversation starter
Today, a guy tried to seduce me by talking about incest. FML
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Grossed out
United States
You're weird, dude
Today, a slightly older guy friend of mine told me that he thinks of me as a little sister. Immediately afterwards, he tried to make out with me. FML
fme
🌶️ Spicy
Today, my cousin came to visit from Texas. It would have been great if he hadn't groped me and whispered, "Incest isn't illegal" when he saw me. FML
whateven333
Gibsonia, United States
Weirdo
Today, I told my cousin that I would gladly help him get through the loss of my aunt. That is until he started flirting with me. FML
anon
United Kingdom
Freaked out
Today, whilst visiting one of my distant cousins for the first time in years, she came onto me. After gently explaining to her that this was inappropriate, she broke down in tears. Whilst I awkwardly comforted her, she started stroking my inner thigh, apparently still trying to seduce me. FML
Pinsky
Chicago, United States 🌶️ Spicy
Comeback
Today, I walked in on the guy I called a cuck in high school going down on my sister. FML
Anonymous
Graham, United States
Family matters
Today, I found out that my uncle, who is still married to my aunt, is trying to seduce my mom. FML
Anonymous
Mountmellick, Ireland 🌶️ Spicy
Inappropriate
Today, I overheard my uncle talking about me to his friends. Nothing serious, just that he'd fuck me senseless if we weren't related. FML
Anonymous
Amman, Jordan
Keeping it in the family
Today, my dad tried to hook me up with someone. It wouldn't be so bad if she wasn't my cousin. FML
Anonymous
United Kingdom 🌶️ Spicy
Pants on fire
Today, I was told by my sister over the dinner table that some guy is telling people I’ve had sex with him; that’s not even the worst part. He’s telling people my sister walked in. One, I haven’t talked to him in years; two, he’s really not my type, three, I’m in a relationship. FML
Thai that on for size
Silverdale, New Zealand
Today, a guy kept flirting with me despite all my hints for him to kindly fuck off and die, so I lied and said I'm a lesbian. This didn't stop him. It got so bad, I had to claim I was born with a dick and say that's why I like girls. Only then did he say "Eeewww..." and back off. FML
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StoryOfTheYear 14
"Well...only of you incest."
StoryOfTheYear 14
Sigh... If you*
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Comments (221)
FollowMe 2
WOAH, WAIT. WTF???
sonnyyx 6
Did it work?
megladon 0
tried.... i dont think it worked
FollowMe 2
Wtf is up with your name bro? Bluewaffleftw??? That's not something to be proud of.
margapp 3
tell him to **** a goat and get a life!
EvilLilCupcake 10
Well if he's into incest who's to say he isn't into ********** also? Just a thought...
StoryOfTheYear 14
Iiiiiii want to **** a dog in the ass.
makowiec 11
^ No.
valleyshooter 8
blink 182???
ineslovescats 5
Haha I know that soong
desireev 17
I love Blink 182! That made me smile seeing your comment!
ikickgingers 15
Gilf
kshafer08 7
Did you at least punch him in the throat?
deweyfly 6
she shuld hav for sure
EllyMo 15
Incest is best! Actually it's creepy.
jwade11 12
Dude I know some people may think incest is hot, but I just dont see it. Ya, I wonder why he tried turning you on that way, maybe it's something he likes. I wonder if you ever gave the impression you were into such things as well?
OsirisFaction_fml 5
"And that's when I Macedonia him your honor."
EminGH 7
Auto-fill royally ****** you on that one.
NippsSlipps 10
Maybe he meant 'insects'. See how close those words are.
Ferretface 13
Yeah...because talking about insects is just so seductive.
NippsSlipps 10
Some people find bugs intresting so the guy may have accidently said in a way that was suggestive.
RedPillSucks 31
guy:Do you know how a praying mantis makes love? op:She bits the mates head off guy:Do you want to bite my "head" off? See how seductive that can be?
flockz 19
i want to **** a mosquito in the ass.
ewputthataway 0
Fun fact: moths don't have stomachs. O_o
flockz 19
*puts more positions on list*
desireev 17
67- and talking about incest is much better? There's something wrong with you if you think that talking about insects is worse than talking about incest...
Lintu_26 23
"Yeah what do you think about insects? I love their long green legs" *wink wink*...you never know ;D
sheethapins 13
124 Well, I know I must be some sort of weirdo for this, but oddly enough I'd much rather talk about insects than incest. Just saying.
desireev 17
130- I know. That's what I am saying. I would much rather talk about insects rather than incest. The comment I replied to said, "yeah.. Because insects are so seductive." or something like that. And I am saying that if they think that talking about insects is worse than incest, there is something wrong with that picture..
EvilLilCupcake 10
140. Every time I see you, your comments are getting buried. Do you ever take a hint? It was a joke. Now please do us all a favor and develop a sense of humor.
bobbycorwen 5
Guy: "Can we role play?" O.P.: "Sure. What should I do?" Guy: "You be a centipede all day and I will be naked." O.P.: Why...? Guy: "One hundred hand jobs. Mmm."
ThatGuyRory 9
Nothing wrong with a good friendly conversation about interbreeding. Sounds... fun?
bobbycorwen 5
Interbreeding is sexual reproduction between members of the same species. Biology can be fun.