By fme - 27/01/2018 15:00

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Today, my cousin came to visit from Texas. It would have been great if he hadn't groped me and whispered, "Incest isn't illegal" when he saw me. FML
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coolmike699 26

Hopefully you replied "neither is self defense!" before kicking him in the balls so hard, they popped.

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ChakatBlackstar 29

Doesn't he know that just because you're related doesn't mean you can skip the dating and courtship portion of the relationship? Otherwise you're just being lazy and creepy.

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ChakatBlackstar 29

Doesn't he know that just because you're related doesn't mean you can skip the dating and courtship portion of the relationship? Otherwise you're just being lazy and creepy.

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Lobby_Bee 17

I know right? At least a dinner before any physical contacts. A gentleman would know.

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coolmike699 26

Hopefully you replied "neither is self defense!" before kicking him in the balls so hard, they popped.

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WeirdUS 29

Put icy hot in some of his underwear when he is not in the house. If he falls asleep on the couch wake him up with a swift kick to the balls. I would also suggest putting hot sauce and is OJ or in any of the sports drinks

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RichardPencil 30

Well, you know what they say: “Everything’s bigger in Texas!”... including your cousin’s ick-factor!

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MrFrumpy 2

But sexual assault is.

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chessu 21

Today, on things that never happened

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Sinshine 28

and this is when he goes back to Texas

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Tarlachia 33

So that’s where your cousin from Alabama went!

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DanielleinDC 33

When you're related, you can do anything...grab 'em by the pussy, you can do anything.

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