balkangirl94
United States 🌶️ Spicy
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Today, a guy tried to seduce me by talking about incest. FML
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Grossed out
United States
You're weird, dude
Today, a slightly older guy friend of mine told me that he thinks of me as a little sister. Immediately afterwards, he tried to make out with me. FML
fme
🌶️ Spicy
Today, my cousin came to visit from Texas. It would have been great if he hadn't groped me and whispered, "Incest isn't illegal" when he saw me. FML
whateven333
Gibsonia, United States
Weirdo
Today, I told my cousin that I would gladly help him get through the loss of my aunt. That is until he started flirting with me. FML
anon
United Kingdom
Freaked out
Today, whilst visiting one of my distant cousins for the first time in years, she came onto me. After gently explaining to her that this was inappropriate, she broke down in tears. Whilst I awkwardly comforted her, she started stroking my inner thigh, apparently still trying to seduce me. FML
Pinsky
Chicago, United States 🌶️ Spicy
Comeback
Today, I walked in on the guy I called a cuck in high school going down on my sister. FML
Anonymous
Graham, United States
Family matters
Today, I found out that my uncle, who is still married to my aunt, is trying to seduce my mom. FML
Anonymous
Mountmellick, Ireland 🌶️ Spicy
Inappropriate
Today, I overheard my uncle talking about me to his friends. Nothing serious, just that he'd fuck me senseless if we weren't related. FML
Anonymous
Amman, Jordan
Keeping it in the family
Today, my dad tried to hook me up with someone. It wouldn't be so bad if she wasn't my cousin. FML
Anonymous
United Kingdom 🌶️ Spicy
Pants on fire
Today, I was told by my sister over the dinner table that some guy is telling people I’ve had sex with him; that’s not even the worst part. He’s telling people my sister walked in. One, I haven’t talked to him in years; two, he’s really not my type, three, I’m in a relationship. FML
Thai that on for size
Silverdale, New Zealand
Today, a guy kept flirting with me despite all my hints for him to kindly fuck off and die, so I lied and said I'm a lesbian. This didn't stop him. It got so bad, I had to claim I was born with a dick and say that's why I like girls. Only then did he say "Eeewww..." and back off. FML
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StoryOfTheYear 14
"Well...only of you incest."
StoryOfTheYear 14
Sigh... If you*
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Comments (221)
Emilym1030 5
Same thing happened to me! I told him no thanks, he says "but brother and sister stuff is hot". Freak!
Lovesglee 3
They never do say if he was for incest or against it....either way its creepy and weird but u should figure out if he really does do incest and call 911 on his ass cause thats a crimial offence right up there with rape and molestation. Believe me, i just learned that in school.
Danni91 8
Was he your brother?
samarch0079 0
Was his name by any chance Joe Dirt?? Lmfao,,,, ohhh I'm your sister I'm your sister!!! Like they say, once you go bro you never go ho!
gazzdogs 5
Haha my above comment is now invalid
hateevryone 14
what the hell?
iTz_Tune 0
I've seen you're comments on every fml story and I'll be the first to tell you that your comments are annoying as hell. Just leave.
ihasbrains 10
Technically speaking, we are all committing incest all the time. And I'm part black.
420smoke420 3
Was it your brother?
jacksawdust 0
Stop putting yourself in such compromising situations with your brother this will happen less
iTz_Tune 0
I have the most awkward boner right now... Never mind.