balkangirl94
United States 🌶️ Spicy
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Today, a guy tried to seduce me by talking about incest. FML
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Grossed out
United States
You're weird, dude
Today, a slightly older guy friend of mine told me that he thinks of me as a little sister. Immediately afterwards, he tried to make out with me. FML
fme
🌶️ Spicy
Today, my cousin came to visit from Texas. It would have been great if he hadn't groped me and whispered, "Incest isn't illegal" when he saw me. FML
whateven333
Gibsonia, United States
Weirdo
Today, I told my cousin that I would gladly help him get through the loss of my aunt. That is until he started flirting with me. FML
anon
United Kingdom
Freaked out
Today, whilst visiting one of my distant cousins for the first time in years, she came onto me. After gently explaining to her that this was inappropriate, she broke down in tears. Whilst I awkwardly comforted her, she started stroking my inner thigh, apparently still trying to seduce me. FML
Pinsky
Chicago, United States 🌶️ Spicy
Comeback
Today, I walked in on the guy I called a cuck in high school going down on my sister. FML
Anonymous
Graham, United States
Family matters
Today, I found out that my uncle, who is still married to my aunt, is trying to seduce my mom. FML
Anonymous
Mountmellick, Ireland 🌶️ Spicy
Inappropriate
Today, I overheard my uncle talking about me to his friends. Nothing serious, just that he'd fuck me senseless if we weren't related. FML
Anonymous
Amman, Jordan
Keeping it in the family
Today, my dad tried to hook me up with someone. It wouldn't be so bad if she wasn't my cousin. FML
Anonymous
United Kingdom 🌶️ Spicy
Pants on fire
Today, I was told by my sister over the dinner table that some guy is telling people I’ve had sex with him; that’s not even the worst part. He’s telling people my sister walked in. One, I haven’t talked to him in years; two, he’s really not my type, three, I’m in a relationship. FML
Thai that on for size
Silverdale, New Zealand
Today, a guy kept flirting with me despite all my hints for him to kindly fuck off and die, so I lied and said I'm a lesbian. This didn't stop him. It got so bad, I had to claim I was born with a dick and say that's why I like girls. Only then did he say "Eeewww..." and back off. FML
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StoryOfTheYear 14
"Well...only of you incest."
StoryOfTheYear 14
Sigh... If you*
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SierraD 0
Guy: "Hi! I'm Jeffy, you're really pretty! Would you go to dinner with me?" Girl: ".... Hi... Well I have plans to do Anything other than that..." Guy: "Would you change your mind if I told you how hot you are? It must be cause you remind me of my sister.... And my sis is a babe!!! We bump uglies all the time!!!"
FeroniaMoonscyth 2
^ No.
shepdog123 0
Where u related
nivek2120 8
Are you** Unless the person has died. Then you would still be wrong because it's were.
bobbycorwen 5
"Yo gurl where u related?" ...
catygirl 5
What's incest?
nivek2120 8
It's this new kinky phase that some people just got into. Turn off safe search and google it.
shizuma_fml 3
Yup
jacksawdust 0
It's what your brother has been doing before the mornings you wake up sore.
allergylady101 0
"incest is best, it's a game the whole family can play!" But seriously wtf? Fyl
Shikamaru_fml 11
Incest is best put your sister to the test when you're about to blow your load think of your mom
Llama_Face89 33
Somehow it doesnt surprise me this happened in Florida.
brandoneyez1 25
That's not a Florida thing... Alabama . Arkansas etc not Florida
reaganomics 6
Yes because stereotypes are fact......good call
Shadow4i5 3
How is this a stereotype for Florida? I'd be different if it was a tranny or gay thing
NullPointer 20
I had a girl do that to me. I didn't mind it, until she started saying she was my sister and used my real sister's name. She could pretend to be my sister all day, so long as she didn't pretend to be one of my actual sisters.
sheethapins 13
Is... Is this Joe Dirt?
yeezheng 6
Then with a counter, 'seduce' him with **********. Sounds wrong but to deter extreme people seeks extreme measures .
brandoneyez1 25
So was this ur brother or your cousin and how long did it take for you to decline? I mean you were tempted.... Lol
MyPetNinja 14
Ok I'm a little confused on why you took the time to write out "your" the second time but not the first...
mindelynn 2
Gross.