eric
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Great chat!
Today, my mom caught me talking to my penis. FML
Collection
Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
Fraser
Canada 🌶️ Spicy
Play it cool
Today, my mother caught me masturbating. Trying to defuse the awkward tension, I said "Oh, I was just thinking about you!" Not a good idea. FML
Anonymous
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, my mom tried to give me the sex talk, while I was mounting my boyfriend. FML
chewybarseventy
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, I came home to see my husband talking to his penis. FML
Anonymous
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, my mom found my dildo, and got so angry that she beat me with it. FML
Anonymous
India 🌶️ Spicy
Knock next time please
Today, I was having sex with my boyfriend. I was about to suck his dick when my mom walked in. FML
Anonymous
🌶️ Spicy
MILF
Today, I was watching porn and found my mom on a webcam. When I told her that I saw her, she just took away my computer and told me to get off porn. FML
annonymous
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, while at a neighborhood party, my drunk mother told all our neighbors, including a girl I like, about my struggles with a micropenis. FML
Anonymous
Walnut, United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, I walked in on my mom in the bathroom, washing a dildo. FML
ikungfuyou
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, despite being 21 years old and living in my own place, my mom still managed to walk in on me whacking off. FML
ShadowJack
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, my mom walked in on me masturbating. She didnt look away and we stared at each other for a while; then she asked me what I wanted from McDonalds. FML
Top comments
X_o_X_ocutie 0
u were talking to your dick, Why?
MrNiceGuy518 3
-insert clever penis joke here-
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Comments (415)
ntx_vette 0
know how we know you're gay?
beastingitup21 5
you could close the door.
jess6blondie9 3
Just because you close the door, doesn't mean that someone won't barge in without warning.
gasbandit 2
Dear Penis: I don't think I like you any more. You used to watch me shave, now you just stare at the floor...
besosforme 26
Well was she cumming or going?
kykyshay 0
clever...but gross
besosforme 26
Yeah, lol, that was pretty bad.
kykyshay 0
Okay, I cannot get over how weird you are! YTDI!
LmFaO4realz 0
wow that's awkward
glacilia80 8
lmaoo are you serious ! Buddy, you have problems :$ You should get real friends :/
pimpsgirl69 0
wow nuff said
dx_SPANKY_xp 5
lol maybe he was getn it ready for the day. or tryn to cheer it up. does it have a name to?
lalasha10 0
dude,make some friends:/