Today, my girlfriend of 10 months moved to Europe and we may never see each other again, so I gave her a $200 sterling silver heart necklace as a goodbye present. She gave me a pack of gum. Cinnamon, which I'm allergic to. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my girlfriend and I decided to exchange presents for our birthdays. I spent $100 on perfume and Victoria's Secret clothes. She bought me a bag of lifesavers, then asked me to leave because she wanted to take a nap. FML
Today, my girlfriend told me she wanted to take a break. At least she gave me a parting gift. Lice. FML
Today, I bought my girlfriend a very expensive necklace. I gave it to her thinking she'd be extremely happy. Instead she was mad at me because my gift for our anniversary was better than hers. FML
Today, I gave a girl I like a $200 diamond necklace to express how much she means to me. She gave me a hug and told me she didn't want to lose me as a friend. Nor did she want to lose her new necklace. Today, I got a $200 hug. FML
Today, my girlfriend of 8 months and I broke up. We decided to give back everything we ever bought for each other. I gave her the stuff she bought me and when I asked for my stuff she said she'd sold it and spent the money on herself. FML
Today, my boyfriend bought me a silver necklace. I have a silver allergy, but I thanked him anyway and encouraged him to return it. I found out later that he knew about my allergy all along and bought it on purpose so he could return it, get a refund, and still look good. FML
Today, this girl I've been talking to texted me, saying she was going to visit. Trying to be sweet, I bought her $50 worth of chocolate and a cute card. Turns out she meant to send that text to her ex. Seems like the only thing I'll get from this relationship is diabetes. FML
Today, I lit candles and scattered rose petals on the floor and on the furniture to surprise my girlfriend. When she came in, she sneezed uncontrollably because apparently she’s extremely allergic to these particular roses. The night ended with me driving her to the ER instead of dinner. FML
Today, I found out that my ex gifted a special handcrafted necklace I made for him to his new girlfriend. She wears it on all her socials. FML
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me. She came over to see me one last time. We hugged for minutes and cried; it was a touching moment. Just after she left, I realized my wallet that I had on the table beside us was gone. FML
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24788 7
Why would you buy her something expensive if you might not see her ever again? YDI
batrob 7
haha thats why when you see someone for the last time you flip them off
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takingbackallie 0
YDI for picking a shitty girlfriend. but really, you should have shoved the gum up her ass when she gave it to you.
R3TH0R 0
1 you're an idiot for spending 200 bucks when you may never see her again 2 FYL for spending 200 bucks BEFORE you see she doesnt give a **** about you 3 hopefully you realize that the vast majority of women are materialistic 4 to those women who say they arent... HAHAHA bull ******* shit; i bet you can name the last gift you got from your significant other and either know the cost or can guess close 5 and yes #18 is right, guys get SCREWED in gift exchanges since women dont want to spend any more money than they have to to show they "care" about guys
yungmoolahbaby 0
ouch, that sucks dude. dumb move spendin that much on a girl you're never gonna see again, though. the bitch got you a pack of gum? **** her. you obviously care more about it than she does.
ithedarkknight 0
i mean i dont get it when a guy is nice to a girl they hate it. and then when where mean as shit they love it. im just going to start being mean as hell to women start being like these other dudes out here who treat girls like shit but always getting girls
Sapphy 0
you sound like a good person. but your girl.. um.. well. i wont say anything. at that matters is that you have a good heart.
yungmoolahbaby 0
#57. women are crazy, but don't conform. keep being the nice guy...it'll pay off.
Syn_fml 0
Look - I'm on your side here, but - why would you buy your girlfriend, whom you've only been dating for 10 months, a $200 necklace when you may never see her again?
mohaas05 0
Give her the benefit of the doubt. Maybe she didn't know you were exchanging gifts and the gum was the only thing she could find on her.
darkmis1 18
57: girls don't like mean guys-wut kind of idiot r u? OP: dump her sorry ass! U deserve wayyyyyyyy better.
Bashar_fml 0
all i have to say is # 18 is a dumb blonde retard.... and umm u kinda had it coming since u knew she was leaving to europe but nice of u to get her such a romantic gift.