Today, my girlfriend of 10 months moved to Europe and we may never see each other again, so I gave her a $200 sterling silver heart necklace as a goodbye present. She gave me a pack of gum. Cinnamon, which I'm allergic to. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my girlfriend and I decided to exchange presents for our birthdays. I spent $100 on perfume and Victoria's Secret clothes. She bought me a bag of lifesavers, then asked me to leave because she wanted to take a nap. FML
Today, my girlfriend told me she wanted to take a break. At least she gave me a parting gift. Lice. FML
Today, I bought my girlfriend a very expensive necklace. I gave it to her thinking she'd be extremely happy. Instead she was mad at me because my gift for our anniversary was better than hers. FML
Today, I gave a girl I like a $200 diamond necklace to express how much she means to me. She gave me a hug and told me she didn't want to lose me as a friend. Nor did she want to lose her new necklace. Today, I got a $200 hug. FML
Today, my girlfriend of 8 months and I broke up. We decided to give back everything we ever bought for each other. I gave her the stuff she bought me and when I asked for my stuff she said she'd sold it and spent the money on herself. FML
Today, my boyfriend bought me a silver necklace. I have a silver allergy, but I thanked him anyway and encouraged him to return it. I found out later that he knew about my allergy all along and bought it on purpose so he could return it, get a refund, and still look good. FML
Today, this girl I've been talking to texted me, saying she was going to visit. Trying to be sweet, I bought her $50 worth of chocolate and a cute card. Turns out she meant to send that text to her ex. Seems like the only thing I'll get from this relationship is diabetes. FML
Today, I lit candles and scattered rose petals on the floor and on the furniture to surprise my girlfriend. When she came in, she sneezed uncontrollably because apparently she’s extremely allergic to these particular roses. The night ended with me driving her to the ER instead of dinner. FML
Today, I found out that my ex gifted a special handcrafted necklace I made for him to his new girlfriend. She wears it on all her socials. FML
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me. She came over to see me one last time. We hugged for minutes and cried; it was a touching moment. Just after she left, I realized my wallet that I had on the table beside us was gone. FML
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24788 7
Why would you buy her something expensive if you might not see her ever again? YDI
batrob 7
haha thats why when you see someone for the last time you flip them off
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Comments (159)
hownow 0
YDI for giving an expensive gift to a girl you have only dated for 10 months that you admit you will probably never see again.
pinkbubble96 0
i mean ur so sweet!
whimsical_fml 0
Perhaps she didn't realize she'd be receiving a gift, felt bad about getting you nothing, and made an attempt to produce the only thing she had with her. And, you know the old saying - It's the thought that counts ;D Or, I could be completely wrong, and she's just a bitch, and in which case I apologize for her suckishness fully.
Sweet_child_NOT 0
Wow. I love how all these people are saying that you should dump her and that you're an idiot for giving her something so expensive. If any of you have ever been in a long-distance relationship, then you know that you just want the person to remember something nice about you. And, he obviously really loved her to even think that far ahead. The girl isn't nessicarily a loser either because I know that when I left, I was too worried about packing and crying over how much I am going to miss everyone to remember a going-away gift. good luck and I hope you find someone to take her place. =)
pinkbubble96 0
aw ur so sweet?
Bubs_fml 0
#38: I really hope you're joking. Otherwise, you're a douchebag. Just saying. You're essentially saying "If you REALLY loved her, you would have spent even more of your hard earned money for something that looks exactly the same as what you bought for $200! It's not about what the gift is, it's about how much you spent on it!"
RJB 0
Shoulda chewed it (quickly) and spit in her face LOL
Bubs_fml 0
#38: I really hope you're joking, otherwise...wow. You essentially said "Well, if you REALLY loved her, you would have spent even more of your hard earned money on something that looks exactly the same! The only difference is that it cost more, and the more money you spend, the more you love her!"
NFresh6 0
u should slap her in the face with your dick
hesodidnot 0
what #65 said.