Today, my girlfriend of 10 months moved to Europe and we may never see each other again, so I gave her a $200 sterling silver heart necklace as a goodbye present. She gave me a pack of gum. Cinnamon, which I'm allergic to. FML
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Today, my girlfriend and I decided to exchange presents for our birthdays. I spent $100 on perfume and Victoria's Secret clothes. She bought me a bag of lifesavers, then asked me to leave because she wanted to take a nap. FML
Today, my girlfriend told me she wanted to take a break. At least she gave me a parting gift. Lice. FML
Today, I bought my girlfriend a very expensive necklace. I gave it to her thinking she'd be extremely happy. Instead she was mad at me because my gift for our anniversary was better than hers. FML
Today, I gave a girl I like a $200 diamond necklace to express how much she means to me. She gave me a hug and told me she didn't want to lose me as a friend. Nor did she want to lose her new necklace. Today, I got a $200 hug. FML
Today, my girlfriend of 8 months and I broke up. We decided to give back everything we ever bought for each other. I gave her the stuff she bought me and when I asked for my stuff she said she'd sold it and spent the money on herself. FML
Today, my boyfriend bought me a silver necklace. I have a silver allergy, but I thanked him anyway and encouraged him to return it. I found out later that he knew about my allergy all along and bought it on purpose so he could return it, get a refund, and still look good. FML
Today, this girl I've been talking to texted me, saying she was going to visit. Trying to be sweet, I bought her $50 worth of chocolate and a cute card. Turns out she meant to send that text to her ex. Seems like the only thing I'll get from this relationship is diabetes. FML
Today, I lit candles and scattered rose petals on the floor and on the furniture to surprise my girlfriend. When she came in, she sneezed uncontrollably because apparently she’s extremely allergic to these particular roses. The night ended with me driving her to the ER instead of dinner. FML
Today, I found out that my ex gifted a special handcrafted necklace I made for him to his new girlfriend. She wears it on all her socials. FML
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me. She came over to see me one last time. We hugged for minutes and cried; it was a touching moment. Just after she left, I realized my wallet that I had on the table beside us was gone. FML
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24788 7
Why would you buy her something expensive if you might not see her ever again? YDI
batrob 7
haha thats why when you see someone for the last time you flip them off
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Comments (159)
Trebek 0
I think the real shocker here is that a girlfriend actually bought something for a guy.
that_was_so_awkw 0
haha!, This brings a movie into mind, I'm not sure which one, but "what did you put in these cookies?" cinnamon! "what?! SHINNAMON!" bahahahah :)
coolster56 0
that's from drake and josh
greeneyebeauty9 28
the Game Plan.
Quinklong 0
Well don't be sad. You're better off without her. But it's nice you got her a necklace, that was sweet of you. But Karma will get her, and her necklace will get stolen, promise. ;)
deaditegirl 0
On the plus side, at least you don't have to ever see her again.
jm88 0
What were you thinking.. gifts and money won't keep a girl around man.
JarJarBinks_fml 0
#7 why do you exist? And yeah, I'm with #10, why buy her something if you're breaking up (I assume)?
MsMegaroo 0
Thats how its supposed to be: Girls Gift Expensive Guys Gift Cheap As Shit
ScreamoxD 0
The OP is a guy
drewflav 17
18 forgot to put a colon next to guy/girl...
illeyad 0
That sucks, I would have taken the necklace back. To be fair, I don't think she was expecting a gift, she probably just pulled out the gum she was intending to chew on the plane.
DutchGunner21 0
At least you now know she wasn't a keeper anyway right? + # 14 how is that any consolation???
BaldOuting 0
damn she sucks.