By twowords - 08/06/2009 18:44 - United States

Today, I had to find a date for this banquet we did in my town every year. I paid my neighbor 40 bucks an hour to be my date. It was a 4 hour event. Best part: she got drunk and told the whole town I was paying her. FML
I agree, your life sucks 18 897
You deserved it 59 679

Same thing different taste

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Wow, that sucks. Why did you need a date that badly?

doodlebug93 0

wow. desperate much? i would rather go alone than pay that much money for a lousy date.

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Gabby125 0

FIRST!!!!! Anyway I'm sorry FYL. I wouldn't pay her.

Wow, that sucks. Why did you need a date that badly?

MsMegaroo 0
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GIRAFFES 0

So, like... a prostitute? But with time? That's smart.

Prostitutes are with time too.. But the neighbor wasn't for sex.. So if anything, I guess it would be more like an escort..

MsMegaroo 0

Oh and duuuuhhhhh...if she was drunk you always cud take her back to urrr place instead of paying for a date, id just be like paying for sex OMFG...like a prostotute!!!!!!!!!!

I believe it is trying to communicate.

I'm not a lawyer but I believe that's rape and paying for a prostitute.

doodlebug93 0

wow. desperate much? i would rather go alone than pay that much money for a lousy date.

Stephai 0

O_O I'd just go alone. But at least find someone's that's worth 160$

DreMaMa 0

uhhhh, F her life doesn't getting paid kinda sound like ummm idk retarded on her part?? She sounds like an idiot telling people she got payed to go on a date, making it seem like prostitute work

I'm not sure what's sadder - paying someone to go on a date with you, or accepting money to date someone