By twowords - 08/06/2009 18:44 - United States

Today, I had to find a date for this banquet we did in my town every year. I paid my neighbor 40 bucks an hour to be my date. It was a 4 hour event. Best part: she got drunk and told the whole town I was paying her. FML
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regalarius 0
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Wow, that sucks. Why did you need a date that badly?

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doodlebug93 0

wow. desperate much? i would rather go alone than pay that much money for a lousy date.

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Gabby125 0

FIRST!!!!! Anyway I'm sorry FYL. I wouldn't pay her.

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ronton 4
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wow how ugly are you to have to pay 40 bucks an hour??

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jane_marie 12
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126- That's just rude.

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regalarius 0
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Wow, that sucks. Why did you need a date that badly?

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MsMegaroo 0

wow...amazing choice

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DreMaMa 0

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mypod66 0
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prostiutution is sex for money dumbfuck

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hulopro 16
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Courtesan not prostitute.

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GIRAFFES 0

So, like... a prostitute? But with time? That's smart.

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KK3137 31
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Prostitutes are with time too.. But the neighbor wasn't for sex.. So if anything, I guess it would be more like an escort..

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MsMegaroo 0

Oh and duuuuhhhhh...if she was drunk you always cud take her back to urrr place instead of paying for a date, id just be like paying for sex OMFG...like a prostotute!!!!!!!!!!

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Rue22 16
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I believe it is trying to communicate.

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Tuffmuffin 10
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I'm not a lawyer but I believe that's rape and paying for a prostitute.

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doodlebug93 0

wow. desperate much? i would rather go alone than pay that much money for a lousy date.

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Stephai 0

O_O I'd just go alone. But at least find someone's that's worth 160$

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DreMaMa 0

uhhhh, F her life doesn't getting paid kinda sound like ummm idk retarded on her part?? She sounds like an idiot telling people she got payed to go on a date, making it seem like prostitute work

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JarJarBinks_fml 0
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I'm not sure what's sadder - paying someone to go on a date with you, or accepting money to date someone

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