By twowords - 8/6/2009 18:44 - United States
Today, I had to find a date for this banquet we did in my town every year. I paid my neighbor 40 bucks an hour to be my date. It was a 4 hour event. Best part: she got drunk and told the whole town I was paying her. FML
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By  MsMegaroo  |  0

Oh and duuuuhhhhh...if she was drunk you always cud take her back to urrr place
instead of paying for a date, id just be like paying for sex
OMFG...like a prostotute!!!!!!!!!!

By  DreMaMa  |  0

uhhhh, F her life doesn't getting paid kinda sound like ummm idk retarded on her part?? She sounds like an idiot telling people she got payed to go on a date, making it seem like prostitute work