By twowords - 08/06/2009 18:44 - United States

Today, I had to find a date for this banquet we did in my town every year. I paid my neighbor 40 bucks an hour to be my date. It was a 4 hour event. Best part: she got drunk and told the whole town I was paying her. FML
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Wow, that sucks. Why did you need a date that badly?

wow. desperate much? i would rather go alone than pay that much money for a lousy date.

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FIRST!!!!! Anyway I'm sorry FYL. I wouldn't pay her.

wow how ugly are you to have to pay 40 bucks an hour??

126- That's just rude.

Wow, that sucks. Why did you need a date that badly?

wow...amazing choice

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prostiutution is sex for money dumbfuck

Courtesan not prostitute.

So, like... a prostitute? But with time? That's smart.

Prostitutes are with time too.. But the neighbor wasn't for sex.. So if anything, I guess it would be more like an escort..

Oh and duuuuhhhhh...if she was drunk you always cud take her back to urrr place instead of paying for a date, id just be like paying for sex OMFG...like a prostotute!!!!!!!!!!

I believe it is trying to communicate.

I'm not a lawyer but I believe that's rape and paying for a prostitute.

wow. desperate much? i would rather go alone than pay that much money for a lousy date.

O_O I'd just go alone. But at least find someone's that's worth 160$

uhhhh, F her life doesn't getting paid kinda sound like ummm idk retarded on her part?? She sounds like an idiot telling people she got payed to go on a date, making it seem like prostitute work

I'm not sure what's sadder - paying someone to go on a date with you, or accepting money to date someone