Today, my girlfriend of 10 months moved to Europe and we may never see each other again, so I gave her a $200 sterling silver heart necklace as a goodbye present. She gave me a pack of gum. Cinnamon, which I'm allergic to. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my girlfriend and I decided to exchange presents for our birthdays. I spent $100 on perfume and Victoria's Secret clothes. She bought me a bag of lifesavers, then asked me to leave because she wanted to take a nap. FML
Today, my girlfriend told me she wanted to take a break. At least she gave me a parting gift. Lice. FML
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Today, I gave a girl I like a $200 diamond necklace to express how much she means to me. She gave me a hug and told me she didn't want to lose me as a friend. Nor did she want to lose her new necklace. Today, I got a $200 hug. FML
Today, my girlfriend of 8 months and I broke up. We decided to give back everything we ever bought for each other. I gave her the stuff she bought me and when I asked for my stuff she said she'd sold it and spent the money on herself. FML
Today, my boyfriend bought me a silver necklace. I have a silver allergy, but I thanked him anyway and encouraged him to return it. I found out later that he knew about my allergy all along and bought it on purpose so he could return it, get a refund, and still look good. FML
Today, this girl I've been talking to texted me, saying she was going to visit. Trying to be sweet, I bought her $50 worth of chocolate and a cute card. Turns out she meant to send that text to her ex. Seems like the only thing I'll get from this relationship is diabetes. FML
Today, I lit candles and scattered rose petals on the floor and on the furniture to surprise my girlfriend. When she came in, she sneezed uncontrollably because apparently she’s extremely allergic to these particular roses. The night ended with me driving her to the ER instead of dinner. FML
Today, I found out that my ex gifted a special handcrafted necklace I made for him to his new girlfriend. She wears it on all her socials. FML
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me. She came over to see me one last time. We hugged for minutes and cried; it was a touching moment. Just after she left, I realized my wallet that I had on the table beside us was gone. FML
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24788 7
Why would you buy her something expensive if you might not see her ever again? YDI
batrob 7
haha thats why when you see someone for the last time you flip them off
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Comments (159)
grp1216 0
YDI. If you both realized that you would never see each other again, then why would you buy her a present? The relationship was clearly over, so why should she have gotten you anything?
MisterX_fml 2
You know, I might know her :-/ And if she's the person I know, then FYL, 'cause she's a bitch.
Blacksabbath211 9
lol
paperfox_fml 0
'May' never see her again? If you don't know whether you're going to see her again, that means you've broken up. If she wanted to stay with you, you two would have made plans for calling and writing and visiting. If you guys didn't do this then you obviously were never very close. When people break up, they don't give each other gifts. When people who weren't very close break up, they SURE AS HELL don't give each other gifts.
CheezerX 0
ur an idiot for spending $200 on her
xo_emily_xo 0
Aww, your girlfriend is such a bitch! You should dump her sorry ass =P
cuteguyoO 0
A pack of gum , very original
makjon86 0
18 reminded me of something. Why do guys buy girls stuff? Drinks and clothes and dinner and gifts. If i wanted to spend all that money to get laid, i'd buy a nice hooker. And, barring VD, have a better time.
deadlydairyfarme 0
She sounds like she didn't like you very much. You're better off without her.
Walt_1990 3
You sure have a winner! She should have went with 5 gum or at least damn Juicy Fruit if you're going to swing like that.
LeeJH 0
I used to be allergic to chewing/bubble gum too. At one point my eyes swelled up whilst I was asleep and I woke up completely blind...