Today, my girlfriend of 10 months moved to Europe and we may never see each other again, so I gave her a $200 sterling silver heart necklace as a goodbye present. She gave me a pack of gum. Cinnamon, which I'm allergic to. FML
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Today, my girlfriend and I decided to exchange presents for our birthdays. I spent $100 on perfume and Victoria's Secret clothes. She bought me a bag of lifesavers, then asked me to leave because she wanted to take a nap. FML
Today, my girlfriend told me she wanted to take a break. At least she gave me a parting gift. Lice. FML
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Today, I gave a girl I like a $200 diamond necklace to express how much she means to me. She gave me a hug and told me she didn't want to lose me as a friend. Nor did she want to lose her new necklace. Today, I got a $200 hug. FML
Today, my girlfriend of 8 months and I broke up. We decided to give back everything we ever bought for each other. I gave her the stuff she bought me and when I asked for my stuff she said she'd sold it and spent the money on herself. FML
Today, my boyfriend bought me a silver necklace. I have a silver allergy, but I thanked him anyway and encouraged him to return it. I found out later that he knew about my allergy all along and bought it on purpose so he could return it, get a refund, and still look good. FML
Today, this girl I've been talking to texted me, saying she was going to visit. Trying to be sweet, I bought her $50 worth of chocolate and a cute card. Turns out she meant to send that text to her ex. Seems like the only thing I'll get from this relationship is diabetes. FML
Today, I lit candles and scattered rose petals on the floor and on the furniture to surprise my girlfriend. When she came in, she sneezed uncontrollably because apparently she’s extremely allergic to these particular roses. The night ended with me driving her to the ER instead of dinner. FML
Today, I found out that my ex gifted a special handcrafted necklace I made for him to his new girlfriend. She wears it on all her socials. FML
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me. She came over to see me one last time. We hugged for minutes and cried; it was a touching moment. Just after she left, I realized my wallet that I had on the table beside us was gone. FML
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24788 7
Why would you buy her something expensive if you might not see her ever again? YDI
batrob 7
haha thats why when you see someone for the last time you flip them off
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Comments (159)
ManOfTheHour 0
you're a dumbass.
RAMBO18 0
DONT GIVE HER A $200 GIFT!!! give her some of you FREE love medicine instead EVERYBODY WINS!
shoopdawoop_xox 0
should have just given her a coupon for free sex or something. (Y) cant lose that way.
SeventhFonons 0
Mmm, cinnamon, I want some... But damn, don't spend so much on her if she won't return her share
Talia070 0
shes a keeper, dude .
soccerstar6115 0
Dude, it's called a cell phone. Welcome to the 21st century
PhoenixElite 0
Well, YDI for getting such an expensive gift for someone with whom you haven't spent at least a year together.
annamg 0
You're better off without that kind of girl anyway. And, to all the commenters saying "why buy her a gift when she's leaving," obviously he cares about her and just wanted to get her something nice as a goodbye present. Nothing wrong with that.
monkeyz0r 0
#23 no its from the simpsons
Jes12 0
awww. poor you ): what a girlfriend. you should have gotten the necklace back. your better off without her.