Today, I was stretching after a group run. I noticed one of the girls was having problems balancing, so I told her that I have horrible balance too, but that it'll get better. She sneered and said she had a brain tumor when she was a kid, and that's why she has such bad balance. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I overheard this girl I don't really know say that she had cramps. Trying to be helpful, I turned round and told her she should stretch out where she had them. She then asked how the fuck she was supposed to stretch her ovaries. FML
Today, I was running the 100m sprint in a track meet. Me and another girl were tied for dead last. When we finished, she complained, "It's so embarrassing how slow I am today. I have shin splints. What happened to you?" I was actually running my hardest. FML
Today, I was trying to make a good impression with my fiancé's friends. After a few hours, I thought all was going well. As I walked to the washroom, I heard, "So what disability does she have? No one can be like that without something wrong in their brain." FML
Today, I got punched in the back by elderly woman because she thought I was mocking the way she walked as I passed her. I was walking funny because I have a brace-boot on my foot due to the fact that it got run over. FML
Today, I was at the gym trying to work up the courage to ask a girl out. She was on the treadmill, and I thought it would be cute to wave hello. Instead, she looked horrified and sped up, then slipped and fell off the treadmill. She thought I was mocking her, and now everyone at the gym hates me. FML
Today, I found out that a girl I had been seeing for two months used her having a brain tumor as an excuse to break up with me. She said she wouldn’t feel good for three months because of treatment, but then a month into "treatment", she posted a picture on a date with someone else. FML
Today, I was walking to my dorm room while it was snowing heavily. I saw a girl in a wheelchair trying to get up a slippery incline. Being a good person, I asked to help. I'm a pretty weak guy, and I couldn't push her up. She wheeled away crying because she thought she was fat. FML
Today, while on my daily jog, I passed a very attractive girl. While passing her, she yelled "hey cutie". Trying to look cool, I tried turning around without stopping. I then fell off the curb and severely sprained my ankle. She caught up to help but was laughing the entire time. FML
Today, I was walking down the street on my way to work, when an old lady's walking stick caught my leg and sent me crashing to the ground. She apologised for the accident and watched me stumble to my feet. I said not to worry. Just as I turned to leave, I could swear a smirk crept over her face. FML
Today, I was watching my 7 year-old daughter and her friend jump on our trampoline. I was really impressed by all the flips they were doing, and I told her, "Hey! I can't even do that." To that her friend replied, "Of course you can't. You're fat!" FML
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Top comments
TrueTriage 16
It's just a situation where you. couldn't have known that girl should've handled it better though
Wizardo 34
You had good intentions and you didn't know, don't stretch your brain over it too much...
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Comments (89)
Obey_StudBoii 23
The world doesn't revolve around her. How were you supposed to know she had a brain tumor when she was younger? She should be lucky to be alive instead of being a bitch.
lwonderful 11
That's not your fault OP the girl should've said it nicely
thatghostdude 9
That bitch was bitter.
swordidfate 13
It's how you phrased the question that matters, I had a brain tumor and also neck surgery so my voice sounds funny. A girl in my class asked about my voice but she said "what's wrong with you?" So I naturally took some offense
1jordan1 11
See now THAT could be considered rude. I understand that. You don't ask someone you hardly know whats up with a fault they have. It's rude and disrespectful. But the op was just trying to make someone feel better in letting her know she's not alone. Not rude at all. Just an attempt at being a kind person.
xRezSynn 15
Moments like this, I keep my mouth shut.
1jordan1 11
You were just trying to be nice, don't worry about it. Some people are just really inconsiderate and get "offended" over everything.
rdenkewicz 11
Wow she had a brain tumor and your complaining?!
1jordan1 11
She HAD a brain tumor. As a child. That doesn't give her the right to be rude. And why shouldn't she complain? Just because people might be facing harder problems out there (which she wasn't) doesn't mean you can't complain about issues you face.
B0nb0N09 12
Don't make comments about other people's issues unless they draw attention to it first..
HeartOfLead 24
Wow, her attitude needs a major "tume" up.
KaylaTackett 18
She shouldn't have been so rude. How could you of possibly known she had a brain tumor?