That's God saving you from a Gold Digger.

I ain't saying she a gold digger, but I'm not saying the next line either because of the language used.

I ain't saying she is a gold digger

But she ain't messing with no broke whigger

Your date probably conspired with the waitress to engineer the first failure to get an excuse to bolt.

Women look out for each other that way.

You saved yourself money on future dates with her.

Dodged a bullet. I would’ve just paid for my food if she left like that though.

I mean now you know she wanted you for the money !!

The waitress saved your ass from a gold digger!

Are you sure she wasn't trying the last second dine and dash?

Your waitress probably realised what type of a person your date was while she was serving you and decided to do you a solid. If you are still single why not ask the waitress on a date? She seems pretty cool if she did that.....

The lesson to be learned here young buck is first dates are ALWAYS dutch. If she doesn't agree to that then move on to the next