Bullet = Dodged

By nikkei - 01/09/2018 22:00

Today, while paying for dinner, my card declined and my date immediately left. The waitress then ran my card again successfully. FML
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Boyufd 24

That's God saving you from a Gold Digger.

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PenguinPal3017 19

I ain't saying she a gold digger, but I'm not saying the next line either because of the language used.

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Boyufd 24

That's God saving you from a Gold Digger.

66 1
PenguinPal3017 19

I ain't saying she a gold digger, but I'm not saying the next line either because of the language used.

47 1
sosterbeck 7

I ain't saying she is a gold digger But she ain't messing with no broke whigger

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RichardPencil 30

Your date probably conspired with the waitress to engineer the first failure to get an excuse to bolt. Women look out for each other that way.

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awildwhisper 30

You saved yourself money on future dates with her.

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joonsson 21

Dodged a bullet. I would’ve just paid for my food if she left like that though.

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a girl has no name 2

I mean now you know she wanted you for the money !!

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koiideanahi 8

The waitress saved your ass from a gold digger!

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littlekellilee 45

Are you sure she wasn't trying the last second dine and dash?

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Liphaem5 22

Your waitress probably realised what type of a person your date was while she was serving you and decided to do you a solid. If you are still single why not ask the waitress on a date? She seems pretty cool if she did that.....

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darkshadus 10

The lesson to be learned here young buck is first dates are ALWAYS dutch. If she doesn't agree to that then move on to the next

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