Today, I had a seizure at my boyfriend's. The second I began to seize, he cursed and picked me up, dropping me on the floor complaining, "Now I have to clean the damn couch." I had urinated because I had no control over my body. The couch is still stained. He dumped me for ruining his furniture. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my boyfriend got so drunk that he was sick in the taxi, sick on me, then sick on himself when he was sitting on the toilet. What's more, I can't get into bed because he's been sick all over my half of the bed. So I'm sleeping on the sofa tonight. FML
Today, my boyfriend walked out of the bathroom, informed me he'd accidentally peed on the floor, and told me I could clean it up when I get a chance. FML
Today, I passed out in the shower with my boyfriend. He just left me there. FML
Today, my boyfriend tried to rid me of my hiccups. As he'd screamed at me and I'd pissed my pants, I just burst into tears. FML
Today, my nineteen year-old boyfriend dumped me and kicked me out of his place where I was staying. All because my two year-old peed on his couch. FML
Today, I woke up to hear my boyfriend drunkenly crashing around in the living room, after peeing in an ashtray because he thought it was a urinal. FML
Today, I was sick and laid up in bed, and my boyfriend decided to bring me some soup. Just as he reached the bed, he tripped over his own feet and spilled the soup all over me. FML
Today, I got a text from my boyfriend that said, "Last week was the most embarassing time of my life, we're over." He was of course referring to the seizure that I had due to my epilepsy at Olive Garden. FML
Today, my dad had a seizure just after taking his anti-seizure medicine and having been seizure-free for two and a half months. Did I mention I was pooping while my poor dad was having this? I ran out with my pants around my ankles, due to my stepmom flipping out, screaming at me to find the phone (which she found). FML
Today, I invited my boyfriend over to watch a movie with myself and a few friends. He got drunk, talked during the entire movie, fell into and broke my fan and then threw up all over my roommate's bathroom. He is still leaning over the toilet and my fan sounds like a woodpecker. FML
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looooolz 0
awe, what an ignorant weiner.. I'm sorry :(
plutosaplanet 0
well at least now you can find a guy who can actually HELP you when you are seizing. and now that you are not seizing and free of that jerk you get to laugh when you think of what you did to his couch =)
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Comments (334)
Edenbeam 19
FYL, for your [now ex-]boyfriend is a grade A jerk. You're better off without him.
Helldozer 0
What a ******* asshole fuckhead. My girlfriend has this condition, and I would NEVER act like that with her. What a ******* douchebag I'd snip his tiny nuts off if I were you. What a twat, seriously.
SimpleSimon 0
Annnd, breathe...
boomlol 0
such a asshat...
bbobe900000 0
fake... this is absolutely unbelievable. but on the off-chance that this IS real, YDI for dating someone who could possibly be that much of a low-life. I still don't believe it though. take away the last sentence, yeah, it's believable. but as it is, just no.
xkaitlinwhitex 0
does that mean if someone gets stabbed he'll complain that they are bleeding on his couch?
Rydizzle 0
O no how sadd!!! thats ****** up
chrismace 11
Wow, what an ass hole. I would have kicked him in the balls and walked away.
kunaamatata 0
wow, i'm sorry. what a dick! and to everyone who is being disrespectful, they're dumbasses. **** them! =]
Rincewind_fml 0
Are you all right though?
yowzerz 5
what a d-bag, you're better off without him.