Today, I had a seizure at my boyfriend's. The second I began to seize, he cursed and picked me up, dropping me on the floor complaining, "Now I have to clean the damn couch." I had urinated because I had no control over my body. The couch is still stained. He dumped me for ruining his furniture. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my boyfriend got so drunk that he was sick in the taxi, sick on me, then sick on himself when he was sitting on the toilet. What's more, I can't get into bed because he's been sick all over my half of the bed. So I'm sleeping on the sofa tonight. FML
Today, my boyfriend walked out of the bathroom, informed me he'd accidentally peed on the floor, and told me I could clean it up when I get a chance. FML
Today, I passed out in the shower with my boyfriend. He just left me there. FML
Today, my boyfriend tried to rid me of my hiccups. As he'd screamed at me and I'd pissed my pants, I just burst into tears. FML
Today, my nineteen year-old boyfriend dumped me and kicked me out of his place where I was staying. All because my two year-old peed on his couch. FML
Today, I woke up to hear my boyfriend drunkenly crashing around in the living room, after peeing in an ashtray because he thought it was a urinal. FML
Today, I was sick and laid up in bed, and my boyfriend decided to bring me some soup. Just as he reached the bed, he tripped over his own feet and spilled the soup all over me. FML
Today, I got a text from my boyfriend that said, "Last week was the most embarassing time of my life, we're over." He was of course referring to the seizure that I had due to my epilepsy at Olive Garden. FML
Today, my dad had a seizure just after taking his anti-seizure medicine and having been seizure-free for two and a half months. Did I mention I was pooping while my poor dad was having this? I ran out with my pants around my ankles, due to my stepmom flipping out, screaming at me to find the phone (which she found). FML
Today, I invited my boyfriend over to watch a movie with myself and a few friends. He got drunk, talked during the entire movie, fell into and broke my fan and then threw up all over my roommate's bathroom. He is still leaning over the toilet and my fan sounds like a woodpecker. FML
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looooolz 0
awe, what an ignorant weiner.. I'm sorry :(
plutosaplanet 0
well at least now you can find a guy who can actually HELP you when you are seizing. and now that you are not seizing and free of that jerk you get to laugh when you think of what you did to his couch =)
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nonnymouse 0
It that's his attitude, you are much better off without him. He's an ass.
xThatRandomGirlx 0
Your better off without him anyway. Hope your feeling okay now
lalap_fml 0
What an asshole! You are better off without him.
PenNameHere 0
how can someone be retarded enough to say ydi, seizures are very serious. two of my friends had seizures at school this year. one has a history and takes meds, the other was hit in the head. it's only a class of 90 kids so it is more common than you think. 911 was called and they were taken to the hospital.
kaelendra 0
he obviously wasn't the right one for you
Knare 2
FYL. you should have peed on him.
pjunglist 0
...maybe he didn't want to date a girl with your problem, you're not married so I say he has the right to explore other options. He was in no way obligated to be the nice guy and clean you up.
kukopia 0
Anyone that has a condition like that should wear appropriate undergarments. I'd dump anyone that pissed on my furniture too. Esp if they, like the OP, weren't taking any steps to ensure it didn't happen AGAIN and AGAIN. I wouldn't let them in my car or house at all, EVER.
time4coffee 3
Wear a diaper at all times just because you're epileptic??? That is a stupid idea,it's not you are going to pee onyourself everytime you go out!
ky_stone22 0
wow, really? are you serious? try putting yourself in the OP's shoes. and how would YOU feel if your significant other dumped you over something you couldn't control?
davidtheday 0
By the callous reaction of the boyfriend, I suspect that he's experienced these seizures more than once and this coupled with other factors in the relationship caused the breakup, not the couch. Otherwise he's a really big dick, which is another possibility.
Very_Bunny_3563 0
what a loser. u were having a friken seizure what did he expect. he doesnt deserve u with that kinda additude.