By sevenshotmovie - 21/09/2017 07:00 - United States - Sheffield

Today, I invited my boyfriend over to watch a movie with myself and a few friends. He got drunk, talked during the entire movie, fell into and broke my fan and then threw up all over my roommate's bathroom. He is still leaning over the toilet and my fan sounds like a woodpecker. FML
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Ishvah 15

unless he's a new boyfriend, you should've known how he would act.

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ARISKomuniszt 24

Maybe use the fan noises to explain to your roommate a real animal came in to party!

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RichardPencil 30

Not a fan of Woody Woodpecker? Ha-ha-ha-HA-ha!

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saberjpg 6

So, you invited your boyfriend over to your friends house? For that reason, you deserve it.

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RichardPencil 30

Read much? It was the OP’s house. The bf vomited in the roommate’s bathroom. Lots of houses have multiple bathrooms.

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raven_of_azarath 34

It never says it was a friend's house. It's implied that it was OP's house by "invited him over" and "my roommate." Unless OP's roommate doesn't actually live with OP.

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Burle 17

The message here may be that he doesn't want to watch movies with you and your friends

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samomaha 17

What a great way to show off your boyfriend to your friends. You must be awfully proud!

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Madrias 36

I think the only way I can accurately determine if your life sucked or you deserved it is if you tell what movie was being watched.

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