Love and Health: Today, I invited my boyfriend over to watch a movie with myself...

By sevenshotmovie - 21/09/2017 07:00 - United States - Sheffield

Today, I invited my boyfriend over to watch a movie with myself and a few friends. He got drunk, talked during the entire movie, fell into and broke my fan and then threw up all over my roommate's bathroom. He is still leaning over the toilet and my fan sounds like a woodpecker. FML

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By gp28 - 18/02/2010 20:08 - United States

Today, I woke up to hear my boyfriend drunkenly crashing around in the living room, after peeing in an ashtray because he thought it was a urinal. FML

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By theRoomie - 02/11/2009 06:47 - United States

Today, my loser roommate got wasted. He comes to me before going to bed, tells me he loves me, tries to hug me, then explosively vomits all over my face, my hair, my clothes. Then spends the rest of the night retching. FML

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By Anonymous - 08/01/2011 20:15 - Netherlands

Today, I called my boyfriend for a romantic night at home. I put on my hottest little dress, dimmed the lights, and put music on. My boyfriend stumbled in much later, drunk, and took one look at me before throwing up on my feet. FML

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By kp. - 31/08/2010 12:46 - Australia

Today, it was my boyfriend's birthday. After spending a reasonable amount of cash to get us a nice hotel room to celebrate, he decides he would rather spend the night drinking with his friends. They all threw up in the bath tub before passing out on our bed. FML

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By Anonymouse - 07/11/2015 02:03

Today, I was in bed with the stomach flu. My boyfriend thought it would be funny to fart in the fan next to our bed, which caused me to vomit all over myself. FML

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By Unfortunate - 27/12/2009 05:41 - Canada

Today, my boyfriend had a Christmas party for all of our friends. He asked me not to get "too drunk". I think throwing up on the floor while simultaneously peeing your pants fit his definition. FML

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By Amy (grossed out) - 27/04/2014 13:43 - Australia - Adelaide

Today, my long-distance boyfriend got extremely drunk and insisted that we left the Skype call on all night so it was like I was there with him. I woke up to the sound of him vomiting loudly at 3am. FML

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By 21! - 03/07/2012 01:53 - United States - Schenectady

Today, while walking around my college campus, I passed by a dorm where a drunk guy was peeing out one of the top floor windows while his drunk friends cheered him on. That guy is my boyfriend. Lucky me. FML

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By anonymous - 17/12/2011 02:06 - United States

Today, I went to the movies with my friends. All throughout, some guy kept making weird sounds and breathing deeply. Midway through the movie, he got even louder. Just as I was about to snap, chunks of vomit sprayed over my chair and shoulders. FML

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By Anonymous - 01/11/2009 11:33 - Germany

Today, I arrived in my dorm at 3 am to find my roommate passed out and a nauseating stench. While I was gone, he got drunk and puked all over the walls, carpet, and both beds. His inebriated attempt to clean up the mess consisted of smearing his vomit everywhere with my shower robe. FML

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Dave_Davington 33

Thursday 21 September 2017 13:46

He's a keeper. No doubt about it.

jessicasoho 13

Thursday 21 September 2017 14:25

Turn the fan off?

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Dave_Davington 33

Thursday 21 September 2017 13:46

He's a keeper. No doubt about it.

yuno_gasai_fml 34

Thursday 21 September 2017 14:00

Sounds extremely charming c:

Ishvah 15

Thursday 21 September 2017 14:09

unless he's a new boyfriend, you should've known how he would act.

jessicasoho 13

Thursday 21 September 2017 14:25

Turn the fan off?

ARISKomuniszt 24

Thursday 21 September 2017 14:29

Maybe use the fan noises to explain to your roommate a real animal came in to party!

RichardPencil 30

Thursday 21 September 2017 15:23

Not a fan of Woody Woodpecker? Ha-ha-ha-HA-ha!

saberjpg 6

Thursday 21 September 2017 17:13

So, you invited your boyfriend over to your friends house? For that reason, you deserve it.

RichardPencil 30

Thursday 21 September 2017 17:16

Read much? It was the OP’s house. The bf vomited in the roommate’s bathroom. Lots of houses have multiple bathrooms.

raven_of_azarath 34

Thursday 21 September 2017 18:12

It never says it was a friend's house. It's implied that it was OP's house by "invited him over" and "my roommate." Unless OP's roommate doesn't actually live with OP.