Today, my mother kicked me out of the house because her new boyfriend needs my room. Evidently he also needs my credit card, passport, and wallet too, because she kept all three, while tossing everything else out on the lawn. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I found out that my mother changed all the locks of the house and threw away all of my girlfriend's stuff. I don't know what the fuck happened there. I actually bought the house two years ago because I had enought of her being nosey and controlling with both of us. FML
Today, I found out my roomie has lost her only source of income. This means I'm responsible for all the bills and the rent. I would kick her out and get someone else, but she's my mother. FML
Today, my mother stormed into my room shouting about how I never go anywhere and then tells me to go out "NOW" and do something. As she is pushing me out the door, her boyfriend walks in. FML
Today, my crazy drug-addict mother kicked me out of the house after siding with my crazy, drug-addict aunt, who'd just threatened to slit my throat. FML
Today, my mother yet again chose to put my brother's junkie of an ex-girlfriend's needs and happiness above mine, despite the fact that she's stolen thousands of dollars and anything else of value from my mom's house. FML
Today, my mum is convinced I'm a hoarder. While I was out of the house, she went through my room and threw out stuff I "don't need." This included $500 worth of textbooks, a flash drive with crucial work on it, and my phone charger. FML
Today, my girlfriend did the whole "break up with your boyfriend and kick him out of the house" thing from the movies. Except it's my house. She kept my stuff. FML
Today, my mom kicked me out of the house because I missed my curfew and overslept at my boyfriend’s house. She said she’d let me back in on one condition: that I was still a virgin. My boyfriend’s parents won’t let me live with him. I’m currently staying in the Walmart restroom. FML
Today, after I got into an argument with mom's boyfriend, telling him to piss off because no one wanted him, and he did so, saying he was done putting in wasted effort, now he's gone I realise how much he did for us, or that his share of the bills paid the rent. We may lose our house because of me. FML
Today, my unemployed mother decided to yet again stay home and drink heavily. So far she's kicked me out of the house, tipped over our sofa, and thrown her vibrator out the window. FML
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Top comments
FrozenMusic 26
Wow I'm sorry that your mom's a bitch
flashback.miss 28
report them to the police. Choosing a new boyfriend over her son, disgusting.
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Comments (143)
MrsFlowers 9
Wow, she really is a great parent. How can he even use some of those things? -__- Change the locks to her house while she's gone. Or you could steal her wallet.?
tingtingmeg 12
umm. why would he need your room. theyre boyfriend and girlfriend. wouldn't they be in the same room?
ozzy7899 10
Wait till they charge something to the credit card then report it stolen to the police
Phoenix_fml 13
sounds like identity theft. call the police and file a report.
tabitduhh 11
You should talk to your mom, maybe it's the boyfriend not her.
Morning_fml 22
#21, even if it IS OP's mom's boyfriend (hypothetically speaking) she should know better than to treat her son that way. That's just such a horrible thing in general to do, knowing that OP probably didn't do anything to provoke her actions.
CharismaGeek 19
She had no right to do that. Barge in and kick her out and her boyfriend, OP. Reclaim your thinngs too.
iamaduck_fml 7
Burn down the house.
inner_peace 19
Doing that would burn OP's credit card, passport, and wallet. It would be counterproductive on his part to do that. That, and an arson charge wouldn't really help his cause.
iamaduck_fml 7
Twas a joke.... mostly.
esca6angel 16
Contact the police and find a friend's house to stay in. also call the credit card company and explain the situation. If the bitch and her man-**** wants a fight, they're going to get one.
soulreaper12296 28
I'm pretty sure you can report her to the police for doing that. At least for keeping your credit card, passport and wallet anyways.
lolurkidding 13
Why does the boyfriend need a room? And that's your property...I'm sorry but that's so wrong.