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By Liz - 08/07/2019 00:00

Today, I woke up, and I could see perfectly. Somehow, during the night, my eyes magically became 20/20. I was overjoyed, until I realized I'd fallen asleep with my glasses on. My eyes are still trash, and I want to cry. FML

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By kiriakousauce21 - 15/02/2010 07:44 - France

Today, I woke up thinking after wearing glasses and contacts all my life that I had miraculously been corrected to 20/20. Turns out I had just fallen asleep with my contacts in. FML

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By monster1109 - 10/08/2015 15:51 - United Kingdom - Manchester

Today, I got into the shower with my glasses on by mistake. I spent 5 minutes convinced that the fog in my vision was me going blind. FML

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By idiot - 04/01/2013 10:13 - Sweden

Today, I bought an eye mask to help me sleep during the day, as I work night shifts. Upon waking up after my first time using it, I forgot I was wearing it and thought I had gone blind, causing me to fall out of the bed and split my head open on my bedside table. FML

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By msnewyearseve - 01/01/2012 17:19 - United States

Today, I woke up after a long night of partying. When I went to wash off my face, I caught a glimpse of myself in the mirror. My missing tooth was almost enough to make me overlook my black eye. FML

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By Kyle - 10/05/2011 10:48 - United Kingdom

Today, I searched frantically for my glasses for ages. After giving up, I realised I could see perfectly. I had been wearing them the whole time and neither my mother nor my father told me because "it was far too funny" watching me yell "Where the fuck are they?" FML

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By l0stnwundrland - 24/01/2011 08:01 - United States

Today, I went to the eye doctor. For the past three days every time I wear my glasses I become nauseous, get migraines, and have that "fish-eye view" where everything is rounded. Turns out they placed my lenses on the wrong sides. FML

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Played a blinder

By hereforfmls - 26/12/2019 05:00 - United States - Jasper

Today, I felt something hit my eye as I was riding on my bike. My glasses ended up falling off. I looked for them for ten minutes before giving up. I ran over them. FML

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By dangeronpa - 14/06/2019 02:32

Today, I broke my glasses. My eyesight is horrible, I can’t see things that aren’t super close to my face. I'm supposed to drive to another state tomorrow. FML

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By anon - 20/06/2014 05:06 - United States - Kennett

Today, I woke up and put my contacts in. It appears that I got drunk enough last night that instead of soaking my contacts in contact solution, I used mouthwash. FML

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By farmakakis - 21/12/2009 06:25 - Australia

Today, I wore a pair of glasses with no lenses because I thought I'd look smarter. I ended up poking myself in the eye several times, leaving it swollen. So much for making me look smarter. FML

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Susan Yee 9

Monday 8 July 2019 3:50

Still better than waking up totally blind?

tenniemo 19

Monday 8 July 2019 3:17

I’ve done the same thing, but with a pair of contacts. It would be amazing if eyes self-corrected over time!

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tenniemo 19

Monday 8 July 2019 3:17

I’ve done the same thing, but with a pair of contacts. It would be amazing if eyes self-corrected over time!

mekiswrite 21

Monday 8 July 2019 20:28

They can depending on the issue.

Giovanni Adamo 16

Tuesday 9 July 2019 1:18

spiderman did it

Susan Yee 9

Monday 8 July 2019 3:50

Still better than waking up totally blind?

blondie45 21

Monday 8 July 2019 7:12

Is laser surgery an option?

what 1

Monday 8 July 2019 20:26

It is becoming more and more affordable

Mungolikecandy 19

Monday 8 July 2019 8:58

My eyes are terrible but I live with it. In fact, waking up to a soft focus world is quite comforting now.

0neiros 14

Wednesday 10 July 2019 22:15

I've NEVER had 20/20 vision even with glasses. NEVER. STFU your glasses are a blessing, and you probably could attain 20/20 with Lasik surgery, look into it and quit your bellyaching, 20/100 is the best my left eye will ever have.