Today, my mother kicked me out of the house because her new boyfriend needs my room. Evidently he also needs my credit card, passport, and wallet too, because she kept all three, while tossing everything else out on the lawn. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I found out that my mother changed all the locks of the house and threw away all of my girlfriend's stuff. I don't know what the fuck happened there. I actually bought the house two years ago because I had enought of her being nosey and controlling with both of us. FML
Today, I found out my roomie has lost her only source of income. This means I'm responsible for all the bills and the rent. I would kick her out and get someone else, but she's my mother. FML
Today, my mother stormed into my room shouting about how I never go anywhere and then tells me to go out "NOW" and do something. As she is pushing me out the door, her boyfriend walks in. FML
Today, my crazy drug-addict mother kicked me out of the house after siding with my crazy, drug-addict aunt, who'd just threatened to slit my throat. FML
Today, my mother yet again chose to put my brother's junkie of an ex-girlfriend's needs and happiness above mine, despite the fact that she's stolen thousands of dollars and anything else of value from my mom's house. FML
Today, my mum is convinced I'm a hoarder. While I was out of the house, she went through my room and threw out stuff I "don't need." This included $500 worth of textbooks, a flash drive with crucial work on it, and my phone charger. FML
Today, my girlfriend did the whole "break up with your boyfriend and kick him out of the house" thing from the movies. Except it's my house. She kept my stuff. FML
Today, my mom kicked me out of the house because I missed my curfew and overslept at my boyfriend’s house. She said she’d let me back in on one condition: that I was still a virgin. My boyfriend’s parents won’t let me live with him. I’m currently staying in the Walmart restroom. FML
Today, after I got into an argument with mom's boyfriend, telling him to piss off because no one wanted him, and he did so, saying he was done putting in wasted effort, now he's gone I realise how much he did for us, or that his share of the bills paid the rent. We may lose our house because of me. FML
Today, my unemployed mother decided to yet again stay home and drink heavily. So far she's kicked me out of the house, tipped over our sofa, and thrown her vibrator out the window. FML
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Top comments
FrozenMusic 26
Wow I'm sorry that your mom's a bitch
flashback.miss 28
report them to the police. Choosing a new boyfriend over her son, disgusting.
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Comments (143)
sammiixoxo 12
That's a shitty mom you have. Sorry op :/
Artures_way1 23
Call the cops... He can't have those things without your permission.
Vanessa_Leeann26 17
And mother of the year award goes to... OP's mom!
B00K_L0V3R93 31
FYL indeed OP. That is awful and your mother is cruel to do that to you. I would immediately call the police, so you could at least get your ID, wallet, passport, credit card, etc back because she or her boyfriend have no right to keep it. Secondly, if you could not get it back, I would have cancelled all the cards so they could not use them. What your mother did was positively awful OP, I hope everything worked out in the end.
haydenzare 4
Time to lay a bitch out.
miss_amphetamine 24
What a ****. Call the police - that's theft - and then immediately call the bank to have them deactivate your credit card.
sNOOBie_fml 24
Make it so they can't use your credit card. If she's as big as a bitch as I think she is, she will try using your money to please her boyfriend. He seems like an immature adult, since he apparently can't share the bed with her and probably is jealous or mad about you living at home. Sorry if I'm rude, but I'm really fed up with most human behaviors.
measishouldbe 17
If he is just using her then ge wouldn't want to share a bed and if he needs OP money and room then i would say he is using her
Headcrab 29
I would kick the door in, get my stuff, kick his ass and then piss off.
pwnman 33
Cancel the credit card, also report them on the cops. This is the first time where I hear a bitch goblinized mom.
NPN_Scorpio 16
Let's all sing "OP's mom is a bitch" in D minor.