Today, my mother kicked me out of the house because her new boyfriend needs my room. Evidently he also needs my credit card, passport, and wallet too, because she kept all three, while tossing everything else out on the lawn. FML
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Packed lecture halls, a sketchy roommate and frat parties: welcome to college, the real thing.
Today, I found out that my mother changed all the locks of the house and threw away all of my girlfriend's stuff. I don't know what the fuck happened there. I actually bought the house two years ago because I had enought of her being nosey and controlling with both of us. FML
Today, I found out my roomie has lost her only source of income. This means I'm responsible for all the bills and the rent. I would kick her out and get someone else, but she's my mother. FML
Today, my mother stormed into my room shouting about how I never go anywhere and then tells me to go out "NOW" and do something. As she is pushing me out the door, her boyfriend walks in. FML
Today, my crazy drug-addict mother kicked me out of the house after siding with my crazy, drug-addict aunt, who'd just threatened to slit my throat. FML
Today, my mother yet again chose to put my brother's junkie of an ex-girlfriend's needs and happiness above mine, despite the fact that she's stolen thousands of dollars and anything else of value from my mom's house. FML
Today, my mum is convinced I'm a hoarder. While I was out of the house, she went through my room and threw out stuff I "don't need." This included $500 worth of textbooks, a flash drive with crucial work on it, and my phone charger. FML
Today, my girlfriend did the whole "break up with your boyfriend and kick him out of the house" thing from the movies. Except it's my house. She kept my stuff. FML
Today, my mom kicked me out of the house because I missed my curfew and overslept at my boyfriend’s house. She said she’d let me back in on one condition: that I was still a virgin. My boyfriend’s parents won’t let me live with him. I’m currently staying in the Walmart restroom. FML
Today, after I got into an argument with mom's boyfriend, telling him to piss off because no one wanted him, and he did so, saying he was done putting in wasted effort, now he's gone I realise how much he did for us, or that his share of the bills paid the rent. We may lose our house because of me. FML
Today, my unemployed mother decided to yet again stay home and drink heavily. So far she's kicked me out of the house, tipped over our sofa, and thrown her vibrator out the window. FML
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Top comments
FrozenMusic 26
Wow I'm sorry that your mom's a bitch
flashback.miss 28
report them to the police. Choosing a new boyfriend over her son, disgusting.
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Comments (143)
Omniprism 15
Holy shit that's horrible. Call the police to get those things back ASAP!
SuperCasual 13
Actually, you'd be surprised how many people believe those stereotypes.
fictionaldiary 11
How on Earth could OP have deserved this?
grunt_fml 17
Someone could tell how a psychopath forced his way into the house, killed his family and raped him/her for several hour before eventually picking out his/her eyes with a spoon and there would be still enough jerks claiming he/she would deserve it. Today, I am a member of the human race. FML.
travislemoine 7
I'd be kicking the shit out of the both of them
Joedbag 8
If you're a legal adult, she has no right to take your things.
simsgirlgem 25
call the cops because I don't think she's allowed to keep important things like that
slap_u_much 6
I hope you can call the police on her. That's not her property
ShenaniganNinja 20
Call the cops. In almost every state there can't be an immediate eviction unless you're a health risk.
MrSweeps 5
That's illegal, call the cops on her because she is stealing a lot of very important things
rambleramble3 11
Oh poliiiice! Where are you? (In a sing song voice, although it probably sounds better in my head than on here lol)