Intimacy: Is everything OK?

Is everything OK?

By ehbe - 27/11/2008 08:52 - France

Today, I heard my next door neighbour screaming as if someone was trying to slice her throat. Her window was open. Intrigued, I went onto my balcony and asked if everything was okay, and if she needed anything. She and her boyfriend shouted back in unison: "We're fucking! Go away!" FML

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By MALICEG - 26/05/2012 07:00 - United States - Oklahoma City

Today, there was a knock on my apartment door. It was the man from next-door, who sarcastically asked if I was alright, because he said he heard me screaming in agony. I was singing. FML

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By AussieG75 - 21/07/2012 04:48 - United States - Saint Augustine

Today, I heard screaming coming from my neighbor's house. Since her husband has a history of abusing her, I called the cops. After they left with him in custody, she called to yell at me because they were "working things out" after "having a few drinks". FML

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By Anonymous - 08/04/2011 23:42 - United States

Today, I was having some intense sex with my boyfriend. I was wailing so loud that my neighbors decided to call the police on us. According to them, it sounded like I was "being tortured to death". FML

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By tryingtohelp - 24/05/2020 20:00

Today, I heard my downstairs neighbor being beaten by her husband. I anonymously called 911, hoping to help. She must've seen me giving the cops my statement because as soon as they left, she knocked on my door and punched me square in the face while screaming, "Mind your own business bitch!" FML

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By :(( - 25/04/2012 18:46 - United States - Saint Petersburg

Today, I heard my neighbors having a violent argument in their front yard. I listened in, and soon found out why the wife wasn't happy with her husband. Apparently, she had caught her husband peeking through my windows for the second time this month. FML

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By whoawhoawhoa - 28/12/2010 22:04 - Canada

Today, my boyfriend and I heard my parents going at it upstairs. He said, "sounds like they're having more fun than we did." To make it worse, he crept to their door and put his ear to it, telling me what he heard. FML

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By 12MONTHLEASE - 22/04/2016 00:30 - United States

Today, my new upstairs neighbors moved in. Within ten minutes of getting in the door they were screaming and arguing about everything, practically handing out death threats to each other. I then heard them having even louder makeup sex for about three hours afterwards. FML

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By Anonymous - 13/07/2014 17:54 - Canada - Tatamagouche

Today, I was singing in the shower, not realising the window was open. When I got out, the neighbours were at the front door, loudly arguing with my mother. They were complaining about my awful singing. FML

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By Anonymous - 30/01/2012 23:45 - United Kingdom

Today, I drove home from work, only to find both my next-door neighbours loudly arguing in the middle of my driveway. I got out and asked them what the hell was going on, only to find out one of their inbred kids had put a brick through my back window, and each is claiming the other did it. FML

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Get it on

By kmb04 - 02/08/2009 15:12 - Canada

Today, after a great night of sexual ecstacy, I ran to answer the door. The angry woman standing there introduced herself. ''Hi, I'm your neighbor. My seven year-old son's bedroom is just next to yours and when you scream at night, he gets scared. Do you think you could keep it down?'' FML

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Yunie_fml 0

Friday 6 March 2009 20:44

"You're *******? ******* annoying more like. You sound like an American Idol reject being forced to have their vocal cords cut."

PhysOptGuy 0

Sunday 22 March 2009 7:34

At that point, you shouldve broken into her house and taken a few nice things. "No, I didn't see who broke into your home twenty minutes ago! I had 'gone away' just as you so politely suggested!"

Comments

MCart_fml 0

Friday 13 February 2009 1:13

Take it easy on the OP, when the sex is that good it's really hard to tell the difference!

Yunie_fml 0

Friday 6 March 2009 20:44

"You're *******? ******* annoying more like. You sound like an American Idol reject being forced to have their vocal cords cut."

katiebove 0

Monday 20 December 2010 4:03

WIN.

neocow 8

Monday 16 March 2009 16:07

That teaches you to be concerned about the safety of others. Shame on you.

ninjagirl92 3

Tuesday 11 October 2011 5:49

haha Agreed!

PhysOptGuy 0

Sunday 22 March 2009 7:34

At that point, you shouldve broken into her house and taken a few nice things. "No, I didn't see who broke into your home twenty minutes ago! I had 'gone away' just as you so politely suggested!"

diet_cocaine 0

Sunday 22 March 2009 22:42

this is funny as ballz

MadMel67 0

Wednesday 25 March 2009 3:24

This has to be one if my all time favorite

elloelle 0

Thursday 26 March 2009 8:24

haha #'s 5 and 6 yeah- your life isn't ****** and you don't deserve anything, it's just funny. i kind of wish i had interesting neighbors like this, instead of the baby boomers all down my street. laaaaaame.

JOLiiE_fml 0

Friday 1 May 2009 22:17

LMAO at #5 hahaha :P

jane_marie 12

Sunday 14 April 2013 7:29

Do not comment if you have nothing better to say. -.-

xxKittyxx 0

Wednesday 20 May 2009 23:12

isnt there one on here about that ebut it the oppisite

purple_sarah 0

Tuesday 26 May 2009 11:17

That's a bit embarrassing but they didn't need to be rude about it, all you did was politely ask from your own property if everything was ok after hearing screaming, you didn't do anything wrong.