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join in the screaming in synchrony. or answer "YES!, YES!" with "MAYBE!, MAYBE!" or answer "OH GOD" with " YES?". she'll stop.

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#21 is funnier than the fml! lol anthaz shud have a post "Today, i was told i need sleep, i assume this is because of my face, FML." she needs sleep and to b sleeping under those special lights for growing plants lol

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Op, go to their apartment and tell them what problems you're having... and if they don't listen to you, well! at least you tried! (I sure hope I made op's life easier...) 

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I've had this problem before. it's not so fun when you have to work a 12hr shift the next day and NEED sleep. the girl below me sounded like she was getting murdered...really it was a little over exagerated! to top it off the couple looked like ogres, so it brought horrible mental images! leave a note on their door, that seems to work sometimes. =)

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Call the police on the neighbors. Report rape, suspicious prostitution, disturbance, etc. Your pick. Or just drink and take sleeping pills

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it's funny because you couldn't sleep because they were having loud sex I bet that sex made them nice and moist

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tap the ceiling with a broom stick, or play mary had a little lamb full blast on your guitar, i bet not even a pro could bang through that

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play non sex music really loud. childrens music nursery rhymes Barney or just a recording of a baby crying. I mean really kill the mood

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Most of these suggestions are counterproductive, since OP also wouldn't be able to sleep through a baby's screaming or Barney music. The upstairs neighbor will just continue when she turns it off— probably with a vengence. Plus, any other neighbors will get pissed off at OP instead of banding with her against the disruptive screamer. I'd utilize the two-strike policy: leave one note, and if she doesn't pipe down, knock at the door and interrupt once, asking her again. If those don't work, take

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barge in without knocking and say "oops I thought u were being murdered well I umm...called the cops oops... have fun" and walk away

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Put a cd of extremely annoying ambient nooses and leave the apartment for a few hours while it plays very loudly. Or pick up the accordion and play carnie music all night.

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Because it's annoying. I understand where she's coming from, but only because there's a bunch of little skanks where I live. I'm not trying to say that #3 is a skank in anyway, just that I get why #93 brought it up. :P

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what is with all the ugly chicks saying to pull her shirt down. here's an idea for you girls: GO ON A FUCKING DIET SO YOU CAN LOOK THAT GOOD!!!!

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93 is jealous of 3 which is what started the argument, and 105 is trying to defend 93. honestly, 105 looks better than both of them

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i don't need to go on a diet dirtylurch. I'm 5'4 and weigh 105 pounds. but I'm also not showing pictures of me pulling my shirt up to the world. some people find it insulting.

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exactly. so people . stop being pigs cuz that shit shouldnt be on the internet. she's gunna get raped up the butt ;P i keed i keed

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chili10- anybody can say how they look on the internet dumb bitch. I could say I'm Shaquille O'neal and u wouldn't know if I was or not. you're probably some fat chick with no sexlife except for your vibrator so stfu

blast a Porno to make it seem like ur having more fun then them maybe they will stop trying to make you jealous

gohd that suxx but that's how I am lol add myspace [email protected]

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