Today, I went to move my girlfriend's car. I failed to notice that the snow packed under the front bumper was actually ice. After a bit of struggle, I managed to move the car. The bumper, however, is now a separate entity. FML
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Today, I trying to scrape the ice off my car, but wasn't having much luck. Frustrated, I kicked a clump off from the bumper. The clump didn't budge, but the entire front quarter panel fell off. FML
Today, right before a huge snowstorm hit our area, I broke up with my girlfriend. In her fury, she decided to grab my car keys and roll down all four windows in my car. I now have 2 feet of half melted snow in my backseat. FML
Today, as a finisher to a date with my girlfriend we decided to park behind the school and mess around. As we were pulling into a dark shaded spot, she drove straight into a snow bank. We spent the rest of our time together trying to dig the car out. FML
Today, I got stuck in the snow in the middle of street. As I was just beginning to get myself unstuck, the snow plow came by and buried the front end of my car. FML
Today, I looked outside and I saw that my new car had been snowed on. Sadly the snow had frozen onto the car, so I spent the entire day getting it off. I came inside. By 8pm, my car had snow all over it again, and this time I left the window open. FML
Today, I stepped out of my car and slipped on a fresh coating of ice on the ground. I tried to catch myself by grabbing the car on my way down, but unfortunately, I was trying to grab with the hand that was holding my car keys. I key-scratched my own car. FML
Today, I broke, shoveled, and salted the ice covering my entire driveway. The size is roughly 8 cars' worth, and took me two hours of back-breaking effot to clear. I completely forgot that it was supposed to rain later today. FML
Today, I was run over by my own car as I tried to push it out of a snowbank. FML
Today, I went to shovel the massive amount of snow that was on our car. After spending time in the cold wind, I finally finished, realizing it wasn't my car. It was an identical car. FML
Today, my car got stuck in a foot of snow. I tried desperately digging around my wheels to see if it would help. I was finally able to get out 10 minutes later only to realize that I had dropped my phone in the snow while I was digging and had run over it. FML
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froggi_fml 0
good job. XD
Mikeymikey 4
arf... nothing some sticky tape can't fix.... ;)
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froggi_fml 0
good job. XD
ringmybell_fml 0
thumbs up, buddy boy.
Resquall 0
BEFORE ANYONE DOES IT, DON'T POST A DAMNED REPLY TO THE FIRST POST JUST SO THAT YOUR POST CAN BE SEEN. I had to do it ONCE so that no one else will do so.
froggi_fml 0
thank u. I hate it when people do that
kolly38 0
YDI!!!!!! PAY MORE ATTENTION NEXT TIME!!! ICE IS A DANGEROUS CONDITION!!!! YDI FOR JUMPING TO CONCLUSIONS!!!! NEXT TIME THONK FURST! YOU GOT WHAT YOU DESERVED BUDDY!!! THINK FIRST!!!! DUH!!!!!! I WONDER WHAT GIES THROUGH THESE PEOPLES HEADS SOMETIMES!!!! I DONT THINK YOU THINK!!!!!!!!!!!
ringmybell_fml 0
oh shiat, i did that by accident. sorry
greeneyedgoalie7 0
I like to be stubborn(:
AnaujiraM420 0
yes mommy....who do u think u are that makes u soooo special rasquali...to OP...u should know better if u live somewhere that snows in the winter
cookiemobzta 0
sucks to be that girl's car
7mood75 7
You must be proud !
ImaginaryFoe 0
Agree with #21. What is up with all the wannabe mods lately who try to tell people what to post? "Don't reply to 1; don't announce your number; don't use chatspeak or leet; don't be a grammar nazi." If you don't like a comment, skip it and move on. People will annoy you and you can't control them. If you can't deal with that, off yourself now.
Dandamanoo 0
dick
st0n333d 0
kolly can I thonk you furst :P
Bugatti_Veyron 1
@3 we are all going to do it now just cause you said that. retard. @op duck tape it back on
sam_hates_ham 0
dude shut. up. it was a mistake. and don't type in all caps it's seriously annoying. try not to repeat yourself. excuse my lack of capitals it is difficult to type on an iPhone.
Free_Hugs10 0
#3, really? You actually thought everyone was going to listen to you? You just made a fool of yourself.
fisheatsbear 6
bwahahahahaha
megissocool 0
ohh haha that stinks. how ru going to explain to her how that happened...? lol, hey, accidents happen.
brianred5 0
you didn't try and get some of what you thought was snow out before you moved the car why?
Dandamanoo 0
dick
sicpupyz122 0
lmfao
bettadenne1 0
i have nothing to say im just respinding here for bo reason
nmsm 1
Oh no, it's kolly38 again... Anyway, when I reply to a comment, I say the number and say something of relevance
onlyhalfcrazy 0
High five. You're my favorite. On an unrelated note, INTERNET ANARCHY! THE INTERNETZ, ONCE PROUD AND NOBLE BEASTS, ARE BEING TAMED AND BULLIED INTO SUBMISSION BY "SOCIETY!" While this does make it more polite and easier to interact with, it also makes it less awesome. In summary, take advice from atheists: do what you want, just don't be a jerk.
ananda123 0
excellent job
ananda123 0
me too
kiss_of_death 0
fail
Maffu313 0
LOL shouldn't you also proof read your comment first so you don't make such obvious typos like THONK and GIES if you're going to talk about how someone should always be more CAREFUL? =)
reneetlovesyou 30
I love how this thread now has almost 30 replies just to spite #3's comment.
TempestJones 0
ROFL!!! Epic Fail buddy boy.
Olympian94 0
Yeah...didn't they teach you how to "be aware of your surroundings" in driving school...? You MIGHT want to consider being a thing called "cautious". It works 99.9% of the time.
afarr 0
yes becuase you always check for snow under the bumper?
Olympian94 0
F U
cindybuzz 5
i hate ice.
ringmybell_fml 0
well i heard ice hates you.
daviesha 0
ice hates u and ur flaming red hair
inconspicousfema 0
idiot
purgarus 6
So much hate here.
jellybean120 10
that's hilarious!
IceCubez 0
That's right, ICE HATES YOU.
imsoaspy 0
wow really
greeneyedgoalie7 0
that really sucks, I'm assuming that you were trying to back up the car right
Mikeymikey 4
arf... nothing some sticky tape can't fix.... ;)
oneeb 1
aa
oneeb 1
asd
dacho 7
lol at "separate entity" xDDDD
bridgette5866 0
hahahahah that's what I was thinking. nice wording OP.
benen 0
well she's probably sleeping with your bro so ur even
happypapp12 0
Well she's probably sleepin with ur bro so ur evan