Today, I went to move my girlfriend's car. I failed to notice that the snow packed under the front bumper was actually ice. After a bit of struggle, I managed to move the car. The bumper, however, is now a separate entity. FML
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Today, I trying to scrape the ice off my car, but wasn't having much luck. Frustrated, I kicked a clump off from the bumper. The clump didn't budge, but the entire front quarter panel fell off. FML
Today, right before a huge snowstorm hit our area, I broke up with my girlfriend. In her fury, she decided to grab my car keys and roll down all four windows in my car. I now have 2 feet of half melted snow in my backseat. FML
Today, as a finisher to a date with my girlfriend we decided to park behind the school and mess around. As we were pulling into a dark shaded spot, she drove straight into a snow bank. We spent the rest of our time together trying to dig the car out. FML
Today, I got stuck in the snow in the middle of street. As I was just beginning to get myself unstuck, the snow plow came by and buried the front end of my car. FML
Today, I looked outside and I saw that my new car had been snowed on. Sadly the snow had frozen onto the car, so I spent the entire day getting it off. I came inside. By 8pm, my car had snow all over it again, and this time I left the window open. FML
Today, I stepped out of my car and slipped on a fresh coating of ice on the ground. I tried to catch myself by grabbing the car on my way down, but unfortunately, I was trying to grab with the hand that was holding my car keys. I key-scratched my own car. FML
Today, I broke, shoveled, and salted the ice covering my entire driveway. The size is roughly 8 cars' worth, and took me two hours of back-breaking effot to clear. I completely forgot that it was supposed to rain later today. FML
Today, I was run over by my own car as I tried to push it out of a snowbank. FML
Today, I went to shovel the massive amount of snow that was on our car. After spending time in the cold wind, I finally finished, realizing it wasn't my car. It was an identical car. FML
Today, my car got stuck in a foot of snow. I tried desperately digging around my wheels to see if it would help. I was finally able to get out 10 minutes later only to realize that I had dropped my phone in the snow while I was digging and had run over it. FML
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froggi_fml 0
good job. XD
Mikeymikey 4
arf... nothing some sticky tape can't fix.... ;)
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Comments (73)
kikiface 1
no good deed goes unpunished. fyl. or, more accurately, hers
deadsrs 0
Now you have to break up with her and pretend you did it on purpose.
Asstazztic 8
Wow bro good job you fail lol
Fentown_fml 4
Riga! ♥ But that does suck. I hope she forgives you!
sacredsilence29 0
I did almost the same thing...so dont worry. I feel your pain.
CYNNER 0
Entity. nice wording. it almost makes that moment of separation mean something more than that you're definitely ******
SubHu 0
Looks like you saved yourself a couple months of sex.
bandftw 0
I agree with half of the comments... Why didn't you check before taking off? Do you have to pay to replace your girlfriend's bumper? If I was her, I would make you pay.
357oboh 0
this FML makes me rofl everytime i read it.... anyways, kudos on ur actions!
IscoreOnU 19
Cheap ass car lol.