Transportation: Frozen

Frozen

By Good_old_Grim - 23/02/2010 07:56 - Latvia

Today, I went to move my girlfriend's car. I failed to notice that the snow packed under the front bumper was actually ice. After a bit of struggle, I managed to move the car. The bumper, however, is now a separate entity. FML

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By ColdMN - 03/02/2011 17:02 - United States

Today, I trying to scrape the ice off my car, but wasn't having much luck. Frustrated, I kicked a clump off from the bumper. The clump didn't budge, but the entire front quarter panel fell off. FML

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By HoHoSnow - 09/12/2009 03:03 - United States

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By JulieKid - 04/05/2009 17:19 - United States

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By drew - 18/12/2010 20:22 - United States

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By hehe - this FML is from back in 2011 but it's good stuff

Today, I went to shovel the massive amount of snow that was on our car. After spending time in the cold wind, I finally finished, realizing it wasn't my car. It was an identical car. FML

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By Poorphone - 08/12/2016 17:23 - United States - Denver

Today, my car got stuck in a foot of snow. I tried desperately digging around my wheels to see if it would help. I was finally able to get out 10 minutes later only to realize that I had dropped my phone in the snow while I was digging and had run over it. FML

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Tuesday 23 February 2010 12:23

good job. XD

Mikeymikey 4

Tuesday 23 February 2010 12:40

arf... nothing some sticky tape can't fix.... ;)

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Wednesday 18 April 2012 5:30

An entity is something living there bud. But I still love the word

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