Health: Today, I was working out and doing box jumps. My friend thought...

By Anonymous - 29/03/2016 16:27 - United States - Bedford

Today, I was working out and doing box jumps. My friend thought it would be funny to kick the box aside as I tried to jump onto it. Now I have 2 broken teeth. FML

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By Chip - 21/04/2009 10:51 - Australia

Today, I went to a cosmetic dentist and got a chip in my tooth filled in that I’d had since I was 7. I went out later and my friend jokingly hit my head against the table a few times to make fun of me showing off my teeth. He slipped. I fell. I now have 2 chipped teeth and a broken nose. FML

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By Anonymous - 13/05/2019 12:00

Today, after a trip to the emergency room for severe stomach pain and almost passing out in the shower, I slipped on the wet bathroom floor and broke my two front teeth. FML

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Smooth moves

By Anonymous - 16/03/2023 10:00 - Canada

Today, I was trying out for a local basketball team, so I put extra effort into showing off my baller skills. Unfortunately, I managed to hit myself in the face with the ball, knocking out one of my own teeth. FML

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By chinchilla4404 - 02/08/2011 14:17 - United States

Today, I broke my leg while trying to show my friend how I broke my other leg. FML

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You're a natural

By Blackout at The Gym - 27/11/2020 14:08 - United States - Charlotte

Today, I had a great leg workout at the gym. Instead of doing my cool down exercise at the end, I decided I wanted to do something more adventurous, like box jumps on one of those metal stools at the gym. Well, it turns out my body wasn’t ready for that. Now my shin is busted and swollen. This is my second week training. FML

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By missy - 10/04/2009 08:17 - Italy

Today, I was riding on a stationary exercise bike at home, when I went to get off, my shorts got stuck under the seat. I dangled half upside down until my shorts ripped and I fell on the ground face first breaking my front tooth. I broke my tooth riding a bike that doesn’t even move. FML

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By Anonymous - 17/09/2010 11:36 - United States

Today, I broke my toe. After telling my friend about it, he promptly stomped on it to "see what my reaction would be." FML

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By Dude_Stop - 27/03/2017 18:00

Today, I was hanging out with my friends when I tripped and a chair rolled over my foot, breaking a bone. A friend, who didn't believe me, then dogpiled on top of me and laughed as I screamed. FML

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By fatass - 19/02/2009 07:36 - United States

Today, I had a great workout and was feeling really good about my body. Until I sat on my desk, and broke it. FML

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By Jeff - 23/05/2019 22:21

Today, my boyfriend and I were play fighting. He said, "I should stop trying to hurt you," before punching me in the face. I lost a tooth. He found it hilarious. FML

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cutycat136 28

Wednesday 30 March 2016 2:08

It always seems that anytime someone thinks something stupid like this will be funny, the other one always gets hurt. Sorry op. Hope you're alright.

cutycat136 28

Wednesday 30 March 2016 2:10

Just stick some chicklets in there. No one will know the difference

Comments

warrior2 20

Wednesday 30 March 2016 2:04

Ugh hopefully your insurance covers that.

bitchs_and_hoes 20

Wednesday 30 March 2016 3:21

Their friend should cover it

Bunnyluver 20

Wednesday 30 March 2016 18:49

It doesn't matter who covers it, insurance may not cover it. That's all the person said, so why are you people being so negative.

laden_swallow09 34

Friday 1 April 2016 15:52

Just like your vote count, 47.

laurenswims13 24

Wednesday 30 March 2016 2:05

Some people are just assholes. Your friend is one of them.

TheNewGuy03 28

Wednesday 30 March 2016 15:19

I'm really hoping he kicked and boxed his friend's teeth out, too. People take this prank shit too far.

kirbo2 21

Wednesday 30 March 2016 2:06

Really sucks for you man

Tripartita 44

Wednesday 30 March 2016 2:20

I was initially going to disagree with you, but after intense consideration and number crunching, I've calculated that there is a chance having two teeth broken by friend's prank /might/ suck. It's just a chance, though.

nonsensical 26

Wednesday 30 March 2016 2:06

Comment moderated for rule-breaking.

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Chloe555_fml 27

Wednesday 30 March 2016 2:07

Does he have a broken jaw or nose?

cutycat136 28

Wednesday 30 March 2016 2:08

It always seems that anytime someone thinks something stupid like this will be funny, the other one always gets hurt. Sorry op. Hope you're alright.

freddygasman 18

Wednesday 30 March 2016 3:41

it's all fun and games until someone gets hurt, then it's hilarious.

minissaussette 25

Wednesday 30 March 2016 7:05

Well it's a very stupid prank, plus it will have very long-lasting effects, like even if he pays for dental care it still won't be your real teeth and that's a pain. No matter how sorry he is, the effects will still be there 10 years from now. What a stupid thing to do.

anthonydpalm 18

Wednesday 30 March 2016 2:09

Being that I moderated this, seeing it on the "Latest" tab is like seeing my newborn baby for the first time ?

UserError94 18

Wednesday 30 March 2016 4:03

Well I thought it was cool buddy *pat pat. **** all your haters

cutycat136 28

Wednesday 30 March 2016 2:10

Just stick some chicklets in there. No one will know the difference

MidnaLink 33

Wednesday 30 March 2016 4:45

Dennis the Menace!

uzumakinurto 13

Wednesday 30 March 2016 2:12

Oh dude I feel for you. back in school we were doing the progressive box jumps got smallest to biggest someone thought it was funny to scoot one closer when my group went. I cleared the box only to catch the next shins first..I can't imagine going face first..