Today, after finishing a test, I decided to draw to pass the time. My teacher looked at the drawing and gave me a referral to the principal for drawing an "anti-Semitic picture." I'd drawn Superman. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, at work I was bored so I started to doodle on MS paint. My boss walks by and asks me to join him in his office. When I do so, he fires me for drawing offensive material. I drew a rainbow. FML
Today, I was in class just taking notes and minding my own business. The teacher has already called my parents twice complaining about me. As we are taking 3 pages of notes she grabs mine and rips them up, saying that she is sick and tired of me drawing. I was drawing the graphs on the board. FML
Today, I finished my classwork and my homework early. Since we weren't allowed to leave the room, I decided to draw. My teacher noticed and gave me detention for "goofing off" when I should be doing my work. When I told the teacher I was already done, they gave me a second detention for "attempting to defy them". FML
Today, during a class, I noticed some racist statements and symbols on a table. While erasing them, I bent down to pick up my dropped pencil. I look back up to see a teacher, and got a suspension. FML
Today, my principal made me visit "anti-violence" classes because I had a picture of me threatening a man with a gun on my Facebook page. It was taken during the school play, where I was acting as a gangster and the gun was just a toy. The principal saw the play. FML
Today, my six-year-old son called to say he was suspended from school for drawing some “pretty flowers.” Confused as to why that would warrant punishment, I took a look and they were swastikas. He’s inconsolable. FML
Today, my teacher "busted" me for writing down answers on my arm for a test. The so called "answers" was just a duck my little nephew had drawn on my hand the night before. She's actually trying to get me suspended over it. FML
Today, I was in art class in which we were drawing mythical creatures. I spent the entire hour and a half drawing a Minotaur, which turned out extremely well. It turned out so well that the teacher thought I had traced it, and told me to start over right before the bell rang. FML
Today, I was bored at work, so I started doodling a big muscly arm on my notepad, including bulging veins. After I returned from lunch, my boss called me into his office. Apparently the mail clerk saw and was offended. I was asked to explain why I was drawing a person's 'private area'. FML
Today, in art class, our instructor called me up to the front to model for a drawing. I agreed to pose because it was nice to be called on, and I needed a self-esteem boost. He then thanked me, saying it's a great exercise for the class to draw such strange proportions. FML
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Top comments
MainPrism 16
Wow... I wonder what your teacher might have said if u had drawn Captain America.
chris_42 11
Are you sure you didn't accidentally draw SuperHitler? It's actually a common mistake.
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Comments (49)
ChelsiiBabee 5
Aww, FYL. :/
TourettesGuyFTW 26
**** superman's life...some people think he's a hater. All he wants to do is save people.
sarah17xx_fml 10
#1 There's a button for that, you know...
RussianFox 13
22- The rush for first comment almost always leads to stupidity.
wickedninja918 1
at least she didn't say "first"
DLBL 23
Right? That "First!" thing is so stupid and childish. No. One. Cares.
RS808 6
lol @ 18. I always wonder why people don't step up and defend themselves, though.. There are so many "mistaken" FMLs like this lately (The girl who got fired because her boss thought some guy was her bf, for example) I never let these kind of things happen to me.
EvilLittleGirl 24
why did people thumb this down?
DLBL 23
FMY randomly dings comments for "Rule breaking" even if the comment is utterly harmless and neutral.
MainPrism 16
Wow... I wonder what your teacher might have said if u had drawn Captain America.
oj101 33
Charge of treason followed by a death penalty?
LolPieRofl 11
Off to the gallows!
Yourheadache 19
Or Thor without shirt, yummy :)
myFMLname 8
46- OP is a guy...
NothernNightmare 18
50, What if he's gay?
decidedlyvague 11
Are you sure you didn't draw SS man?
MURIKKA 11
Maybe a career in art isn't meant for you....
deBlobX 12
Just maybe...
0ops_i_died 8
20- unnecessary comment is unnecessary
ballpython 15
Maybe his teacher is just a republican.
shadowdragon1 1
Really
KaeSAL 11
Be careful. You don't want OP to become the next Hitler do you? He already has the anti-semitism and mediocre art skills. Add insult to injury and we might have a serious problem on our hands.
medfly 2
Comment moderated for rule-breaking.
did you draw a bunch of sieg runes? (ᛋᛋ)
k_ninjaa 9
op drew superman
007type 26
*drawn Smh.
laden_swallow09 35
I don't always correct another person's spelling or grammar, …but when I do, I make sure it's wrong, first.
BulldogHoops 14
17- Come on now
sens3sfailing 25
17 , that is one of the most blah tent cases of shitty grammar I have ever seen
RedPillSucks 33
I read this with the image of "The most interesting man in the world" as your profile picture.
JFox 8
Übermensch o.o
Superstitious 6
False. Superman did not have blonde hair and blue eyes.
merc302 1
Actually that's a common misconception. Übermensch originates from the ideas of Nietzsche, who said that people were sheep being shepherded by weak ideas such as religion and that strong individuals, or Übermenschen, had a responsibility to step forward and assert their will over the weak. The term has since changed meaning slightly where today it means more of just anyone with great power, like a demigod or superhero. Bottom line: Superman is an Übermensch.
laden_swallow09 35
16- You're thinking of Aryans, Guevara.
chris_42 11
Are you sure you didn't accidentally draw SuperHitler? It's actually a common mistake.
laden_swallow09 35
Shading the upper lip can be a bitch. May accidentally draw a mustache where there shouldn't be. Then again, Hitler didn't have a ducktail hairdo.
CheeseTron 15
Maybe OP is extremely dyslexic, and instead of drawing the "S" he drew a swastica.
hotPinklipstick 24
There must be a bug going around affecting teachers lately, they seem to be getting more and more ignorant by the hour.
rougeter 2
Maybe instead of No Child Left Behind, should change it to No Teacher
priceyfml 7
I don't understand why teachers teach children when they clearly state they don't like them
dead247 13
maybe they are getting tired of all the ignorant kids.
BenL97 5
It's their job to make them not ignorant.
BunBunBabe 8
Maybe she should just look up the word
darkhakai 18
Obviously the wiki entry had been sabotaged that day!
Chaos_Echo 1
You sure you didn't draw satan wearing a suit and glasses
bfsd42 20
Is satan anti-Semitic?
tjfml95 1
anti semitic is against jews not about satan
accioshannon 17
Looks like your teacher's a Batman fan...