Today, after finishing a test, I decided to draw to pass the time. My teacher looked at the drawing and gave me a referral to the principal for drawing an "anti-Semitic picture." I'd drawn Superman. FML
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A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, at work I was bored so I started to doodle on MS paint. My boss walks by and asks me to join him in his office. When I do so, he fires me for drawing offensive material. I drew a rainbow. FML
Today, I was in class just taking notes and minding my own business. The teacher has already called my parents twice complaining about me. As we are taking 3 pages of notes she grabs mine and rips them up, saying that she is sick and tired of me drawing. I was drawing the graphs on the board. FML
Today, I finished my classwork and my homework early. Since we weren't allowed to leave the room, I decided to draw. My teacher noticed and gave me detention for "goofing off" when I should be doing my work. When I told the teacher I was already done, they gave me a second detention for "attempting to defy them". FML
Today, during a class, I noticed some racist statements and symbols on a table. While erasing them, I bent down to pick up my dropped pencil. I look back up to see a teacher, and got a suspension. FML
Today, my principal made me visit "anti-violence" classes because I had a picture of me threatening a man with a gun on my Facebook page. It was taken during the school play, where I was acting as a gangster and the gun was just a toy. The principal saw the play. FML
Today, my six-year-old son called to say he was suspended from school for drawing some “pretty flowers.” Confused as to why that would warrant punishment, I took a look and they were swastikas. He’s inconsolable. FML
Today, my teacher "busted" me for writing down answers on my arm for a test. The so called "answers" was just a duck my little nephew had drawn on my hand the night before. She's actually trying to get me suspended over it. FML
Today, I was in art class in which we were drawing mythical creatures. I spent the entire hour and a half drawing a Minotaur, which turned out extremely well. It turned out so well that the teacher thought I had traced it, and told me to start over right before the bell rang. FML
Today, I was bored at work, so I started doodling a big muscly arm on my notepad, including bulging veins. After I returned from lunch, my boss called me into his office. Apparently the mail clerk saw and was offended. I was asked to explain why I was drawing a person's 'private area'. FML
Today, in art class, our instructor called me up to the front to model for a drawing. I agreed to pose because it was nice to be called on, and I needed a self-esteem boost. He then thanked me, saying it's a great exercise for the class to draw such strange proportions. FML
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MainPrism 16
Wow... I wonder what your teacher might have said if u had drawn Captain America.
chris_42 11
Are you sure you didn't accidentally draw SuperHitler? It's actually a common mistake.
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Comments (49)
Bright_Lights 14
I think I know where this came from - she thought Superman's 'S' was the 'S' used in the SS of the nazi party.
laden_swallow09 35
Two radically different designs, man. One has a single big, red, curving S on a yellow back inside a red pentagon while the other has two silver, angular lightning bolts on a black back inside a silver rectangle. Unless, of course, OP can't draw letters for spit.
doctorhook86 25
35: FYI They're not "angular lightning bolts", they're runes that correspond to the letter "S".
GothicAngel17 24
35- I'm fairly certain he was joking...
laden_swallow09 35
Runes or not, it's difficult to say with any degree of honesty that they look identical. Joking or not, it didn't make me laugh.
vcapelo 19
No it's not! If you remember the position Superman is know for when he's flying, and at the same time think about the well known Hitler greeting, to heil, you will notice that they can look a lot like the same in a bad drawing!
fml121785 14
Awwww... Did you draw a little Hitler 'stach on him?
laden_swallow09 35
It's called a "toothbrush" 'stashe and some people who show no sympathy for the man are seen sporting them. The more you know…
tehcyberman 9
34- I've seen you comment multiple times on this FML, and the first couple times you came off as interesting, but after that, like on this comment for example, you are just coming off as a douche, correcting tiny mistakes that are barely even mistakes. Lighten up.
wickedninja918 1
34- do you always have to try to be right
laden_swallow09 35
If it isn't me who will set the records straight, it'll be someone else. Be grateful I'm not the excessively scathing and sardonic kind.
laden_swallow09 35
But you're right. I did sound like a douche and that wasn't my intention, so for that, I apologize. But seriously, who likes to be wrong?
fuzz97 23
"be grateful I'm not the excessively scathing and sardonic kind." Translation: "I'm not a HUMUNGOUS douche, just a normal-sized douche"
krisskrossed 5
34- Please, stop being rude. The first few were okay. I appreciated them. Now it's being rude, crude, and unacceptable. You don't have to always be right. How will we learn right from wrong without mistakes?:)
fml121785 14
34- I don't think you came off rude, it's fine. Besides I love learning new things, but I think I'll continue calling it Hitler stache because I like how it sounds cooler and people actually know what you're talking about. Toothbrush stache just sounds silly, like a mustache on a toothbrush is what I immediately pictured! Thanks for the useless info though! :)
RedPillSucks 33
@94 How will you learn right from wrong if no one corrects your mistake?
Bofferding_fml 6
should have drawn Superjew the savior of all jews!
accioshannon 17
....you mean Jesus?
missababgaga 19
Goodness, your teacher needs to take the stick out of their ass
spazz666 18
Maybe they like it there.
FMLpunster 7
Ha!! Thats what you get for being creative.
KiddNYC1O 22
One's being creative if they draw a picture of the legendary Superman?
CuriousAlien 7
Hey. The principal might just love it!
yeti37 16
did you draw the S on his chest as a swastika?
laden_swallow09 35
…The hell?
your_face 15
He probably had Superman flying with one arm straight out in what was supposed to be an aerodynamic-looking pose but ended up looking like a Nazi salute.
laden_swallow09 35
Yeah. Took me a while to think of that.
patrickalamo 48
Like it or not... It is called freedom of expression... And it is covered under the constitution. Your teacher is an idiot.
chick92282 15
Pfft, the Constitution has no bearing in a classroom. It can't, really, or else kids in school would have the right to bear arms and that would NOT be a good thing. Also, OP is probably a minor (under the age of 18) and many of the rights outlined in the Constitution are stipulated for adults (the right to vote for example). Think before you comment!
JustASmallTownBo_fml 7
Wrong. You see, the constitution prohibits the government from making laws that restrict those rights. The only body that is directly ruled by the constitution is the government. If the government said you couldn't draw Hitler, that's against the constitution. But, this is not.
wickedninja918 1
39- first off no just no a school is a government building and therefor that is why it is illegal to carry guns on those premises (ie post office, police dept., ect.) the first amendment rights extend to all us citezins including minors (saying the constitution rights dont apply to minors is like saying you can crully and unusually punish minors) mabie you should practice what you preach
crduncan 6
Got punctuation?
CharresBarkrey 16
55 - Really? "Citezins" and "mabie?" Jesus, you're just getting worse and worse at this.
JerryH 9
I guess superman looks like Hitler now