Today, after finishing a test, I decided to draw to pass the time. My teacher looked at the drawing and gave me a referral to the principal for drawing an "anti-Semitic picture." I'd drawn Superman. FML
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Today, at work I was bored so I started to doodle on MS paint. My boss walks by and asks me to join him in his office. When I do so, he fires me for drawing offensive material. I drew a rainbow. FML
Today, I was in class just taking notes and minding my own business. The teacher has already called my parents twice complaining about me. As we are taking 3 pages of notes she grabs mine and rips them up, saying that she is sick and tired of me drawing. I was drawing the graphs on the board. FML
Today, I finished my classwork and my homework early. Since we weren't allowed to leave the room, I decided to draw. My teacher noticed and gave me detention for "goofing off" when I should be doing my work. When I told the teacher I was already done, they gave me a second detention for "attempting to defy them". FML
Today, during a class, I noticed some racist statements and symbols on a table. While erasing them, I bent down to pick up my dropped pencil. I look back up to see a teacher, and got a suspension. FML
Today, my principal made me visit "anti-violence" classes because I had a picture of me threatening a man with a gun on my Facebook page. It was taken during the school play, where I was acting as a gangster and the gun was just a toy. The principal saw the play. FML
Today, my six-year-old son called to say he was suspended from school for drawing some “pretty flowers.” Confused as to why that would warrant punishment, I took a look and they were swastikas. He’s inconsolable. FML
Today, my teacher "busted" me for writing down answers on my arm for a test. The so called "answers" was just a duck my little nephew had drawn on my hand the night before. She's actually trying to get me suspended over it. FML
Today, I was in art class in which we were drawing mythical creatures. I spent the entire hour and a half drawing a Minotaur, which turned out extremely well. It turned out so well that the teacher thought I had traced it, and told me to start over right before the bell rang. FML
Today, I was bored at work, so I started doodling a big muscly arm on my notepad, including bulging veins. After I returned from lunch, my boss called me into his office. Apparently the mail clerk saw and was offended. I was asked to explain why I was drawing a person's 'private area'. FML
Today, in art class, our instructor called me up to the front to model for a drawing. I agreed to pose because it was nice to be called on, and I needed a self-esteem boost. He then thanked me, saying it's a great exercise for the class to draw such strange proportions. FML
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MainPrism 16
Wow... I wonder what your teacher might have said if u had drawn Captain America.
chris_42 11
Are you sure you didn't accidentally draw SuperHitler? It's actually a common mistake.
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Comments (49)
TrailblazerSS 5
Well, a reasonable, logical person would infer it was the poster of this FML.
egrudy 9
Ha that's funny the first superman comic was done by two Jewish guys I believe.
egrudy 9
innovative Jews from Cleveland, Jerry Siegel (writer) and Joe Shuster (artist)
darkhakai 18
Dang you beat me to it. I was just going to point that out. If anything he was the exact opposite of antisemitic.
perdix 31
Drawing pictures on your test paper seems like a pretty silly thing to do.
etchsanity1 11
Never said he drew on his test, when I was a kid I would draw on scrap paper.
blackpuddle 30
I drew on the back of my tests when I was in school.
etchsanity1 11
Well Siegel and Schuster originally created superman as an evil bald telepathic guy bent on world domination before they ever made him a superhero.... But even then I don't think he was anti Semitic lol and yes the creators were Jewish ;)
maddygirl820 10
Maybe stop drawing
fuzz97 23
Did you draw him in his characteristic pose with his arms stretched out in front of him? It's a stretch, but maybe she thought he was doing the Nazi salute
awkward_gothlady 32
Maybe Superman is anti-Semitic. Has he ever saved a Jewish person in any of his shows?
BusinessTurtle 8
I do believe he fought Hitler during the WWII era of comics. He was also created by two Jewish guys so.... No. Superman isn't anti-semitic.
awkward_gothlady 32
I was being sarcastic...
skokob 7
"...And superman is Jewish..." PS US Congressman in the 1950s says this!!!
darkhakai 18
If that's the case, don't go drawing Batman either. He, like Superman, was also created by a Jewish person.
StanSmith2013 26
Looks like your teacher likes Marvel!