Today, a girl I'd been talking to all night actually wanted to come home with me. Stopped to buy condoms. Got home, clothes came off, took out a condom. "Sorry, I'm allergic to latex". She left in a cab. I'm a 27-year old virgin for another night and now have a box of condoms to remind me. FML
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Today, my boyfriend picked me up to come spend the night at his house, and on the way he started pulling over to get some condoms. I told him no need, I was on my period. He turned the car around and took me home. FML
Today, I brought a girl home from a bar. Things were getting hot and heavy when she asked if I had a condom. I opened my wallet to grab the one I keep in there, only to find the empty wrapper in its place; it was the only one I had. It seems drunk me is a bigger jerk than I thought. FML
Today, I lost my virginity to my long time boyfriend and found out I'm severely allergic to latex. I also found out that my family doctor had been transferred to the ER. He went to play golf with my dad later. FML
Today, I found out I'm allergic to condoms. Which would be great if my girlfriend wasn't allergic to birth control. FML
Today, I met a guy at a bar. Went home, got condoms, had sex. Also got Covid. First one night stand in four years. FML
Today, my girlfriend, who lives 30 minutes away, asked me over late at night. When I got there, she turned me around and kicked me out, because she "wasn’t feeling it." I’m 29 and still a virgin. FML
Today, I finally hooked up with the girl of my dreams. We went back to her place, and I explored every inch of her body; luscious lips, hourglass curves, genital warts... The worst part was when she got angry when I refused to continue, shouting, "No wonder you're still a virgin!" FML
Today, a girl I like was taking her phone out of her pocket and two condoms fell out. Last week I'd tried hooking up with her and she'd said that she only has sex with a man who is her boyfriend. So I said, “Oh, new boyfriend, huh?” She said, “Nah it’s for hookups, gotta be prepared!” I guess she forgot she lied to me. FML
Today, I was going to have my first overnight with the guy I’ve been seeing. Upon learning I'd packed my own condoms, he told me it was vulgar, unladylike, and suspicious that I had them. When I pointed out that he had condoms, he said, “Well yeah I’m a guy. I’m supposed to have those.” FML
Today, I was about to lose my virginity to my girlfriend, with whom I am genuinely in love. Right after I'd got the condom on, she said, "You do know this is break-up sex, right?" FML
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danceinconverse 25
At least you're not a 27 year old baby daddy or a 27 year old with an STD.
Tripartita 45
They'll protect you from pregnancy and diseases, but one thing condoms cannot protect are your feelings. :'(
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Comments (120)
Etweens96 25
Hey, better then having to pay for child support from a one night stand or having to take medicine for an STD or a virus, don't worry OP, you'll find the right girl eventually
batmanfredi 13
I'm allergic to latex too, but they have latex free condoms
iBeei 7
That sucks! Don't worry bud. You'll loose it one day. Until then, try buying non latex condoms so situations like this don't happen again.
expertsmilee 26
Loose
batmanfredi 13
Virginity is so dumb. I don't believe in it. Having sex shouldn't be a goal in life, the first time you have sex should be with someone you love with all of your heart, there's no pressure to have sex.
expertsmilee 26
Aside from that first sentence, agreed.
leogachi 15
@48 I call myself a virgin because I've never had sex, not because I feel pressure to have sex. Your correlation between these two things is unfounded. On a side note, when people try to pressure me into having sex I just tell them to go have sex with themselves.
kmelad 15
"virginity is so dumb" that's such a dumb thing to say.... how ironic.
malik5250 13
No pressure to have sex? Do you live under a rock?
butterfly403 12
she obviously wasn't actually planning to have sex with you or she would have told you before you bought the condoms.
mrBearBear 11
That girl is an ass. If she's that allergic to latex then she should know to have some on hand that she can use. I know I always had one in my purse even when I wasn't expecting sex.
mettaton 9
My sister has a life threatening allergy to latex. If she's in even a big room with a single balloon she has a major chance of dying or ending up in the hospital.
golfdude25 3
should have gone WWE on that bitch... ?
kindabusy 5
you idiot , that just means she wanted you to raw dog it
Alexandria79 22
I'm thinking the reason that she left is because she got cold feet. there's plenty to do that doesn't involve sex with a condom (which she could have told you her allergy earlier when you were buying them) my guess is she made up an excuse to leave.