Today, a girl I'd been talking to all night actually wanted to come home with me. Stopped to buy condoms. Got home, clothes came off, took out a condom. "Sorry, I'm allergic to latex". She left in a cab. I'm a 27-year old virgin for another night and now have a box of condoms to remind me. FML
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Questions about your love life, a burnt turkey and the cousin who knows everything: Thanksgiving, a contact sport.
Today, my boyfriend picked me up to come spend the night at his house, and on the way he started pulling over to get some condoms. I told him no need, I was on my period. He turned the car around and took me home. FML
Today, I brought a girl home from a bar. Things were getting hot and heavy when she asked if I had a condom. I opened my wallet to grab the one I keep in there, only to find the empty wrapper in its place; it was the only one I had. It seems drunk me is a bigger jerk than I thought. FML
Today, I lost my virginity to my long time boyfriend and found out I'm severely allergic to latex. I also found out that my family doctor had been transferred to the ER. He went to play golf with my dad later. FML
Today, I found out I'm allergic to condoms. Which would be great if my girlfriend wasn't allergic to birth control. FML
Today, I met a guy at a bar. Went home, got condoms, had sex. Also got Covid. First one night stand in four years. FML
Today, my girlfriend, who lives 30 minutes away, asked me over late at night. When I got there, she turned me around and kicked me out, because she "wasn’t feeling it." I’m 29 and still a virgin. FML
Today, I finally hooked up with the girl of my dreams. We went back to her place, and I explored every inch of her body; luscious lips, hourglass curves, genital warts... The worst part was when she got angry when I refused to continue, shouting, "No wonder you're still a virgin!" FML
Today, a girl I like was taking her phone out of her pocket and two condoms fell out. Last week I'd tried hooking up with her and she'd said that she only has sex with a man who is her boyfriend. So I said, “Oh, new boyfriend, huh?” She said, “Nah it’s for hookups, gotta be prepared!” I guess she forgot she lied to me. FML
Today, I was going to have my first overnight with the guy I’ve been seeing. Upon learning I'd packed my own condoms, he told me it was vulgar, unladylike, and suspicious that I had them. When I pointed out that he had condoms, he said, “Well yeah I’m a guy. I’m supposed to have those.” FML
Today, I was about to lose my virginity to my girlfriend, with whom I am genuinely in love. Right after I'd got the condom on, she said, "You do know this is break-up sex, right?" FML
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danceinconverse 25
At least you're not a 27 year old baby daddy or a 27 year old with an STD.
Tripartita 45
They'll protect you from pregnancy and diseases, but one thing condoms cannot protect are your feelings. :'(
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Comments (120)
9a_1z 12
You can probably ignore 100% of this OP. I'm sorry 16, but have unprotected sex with strangers? All virgins come on the first stroke? Nope.
9a_1z 12
Although her timing makes her latex allergy sound very dubious, there's a myriad of reasons someone might want to back out of sex at the last minute and they're not all to do with you, don't let it knock your confidence, you'll get your chance!
worldclassrager 41
Always buy latex free condoms for that reasoning but I believe that had nothing to do with it
igg125 30
Try again next weekend.
mccrightp 29
I'm not trying to be mean, but, could she have had "buyer's remorse"? Maybe just wanted to get out gracefully.
Dictionaryspeaks 18
it could be noble if it was the path you chose. Maybe you will find a wife who is as well and you will celebrate that with each other! As God intended!
arauzfernando1 14
You should've put it in without a condom and then pull out
KILJOY310 11
All I can is wow. Seems like she did that on purpose.
LadyTyger51ne 8
There is nothing wrong with being a virgin at all. Don't worry about it. I may be old fashioned but stay a virgin til you get married. No worries of STD's or other kids
smokecloud_ 37
That's great if that's the option you choose, but it doesn't sound like that's what OP wants to do. Some people just want casual, no strings attached, sex.
9a_1z 12
At 27 years of age, I doubt the OP needs someone to tell him whether or not he should be having sex yet. Hopefully he's old enough to decide this one for himself!
Badkarma4u 17
She bailed on you dude. Girls that are alergic to latex let you know ahead of time and take interest in the condoms you buy.