Today, I was enjoying my last day of Spring Break in Panama City. I got up to dance on the stage at the Holiday Inn in front of hundreds of college kids. I tried to be sexy by turning around and bending over. My friends took pictures and my bloody tampon string was hanging out the whole time. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I was feeling confident, so I rented a cabana at the beach and put on my best swimsuit. I was at the bar when suddenly the stool gave way under me. I was drenched in Mojito and a bunch of spring breakers laughed at me, making fat jokes. I spent the rest of the day crying in the cabana. FML
Today, I went to the beach. While I was swimming, I noticed a few really hot guys passing. Trying to be sexy, I slowly got out of the water, showing off my body. I showed a bit more than I expected when I realized my bikini bottom had fallen off. FML
Today, I woke up to 15 texts from my mom, 6 missed calls, and with no bra or shirt on in a random guy's bed. Welcome to spring break, ladies and gentleman. FML
Today, I got back from a fun vacation I took with my husband. During the vacation, I participated in a wet t-shirt contest and a bunch of pictures of me flashing my breasts and waving my t shirt over my head during the contest got posted online. My whole office is teasing me now. FML
Today, at my bachelorette party, I got so wasted, I ended up giving my stripper a lap dance because he "wasn't doing it properly". There's photos. FML
Today, I went swimming. While I was walking along side of the pool, everyone was staring at me. I began to think that my diet was really working. It was only an hour later, in the changing rooms, that I noticed the string from my Tampax that was sticking out of my swimming costume. FML
Today, I was pretending to be a ballerina. I was dancing around my room, making a complete dick of myself. I eventually caught sight of a pair of guys grinning and filming me with their cellphones through my window. FML
Today, I was trying on bikinis at a local store. When I put my pants back on, my foot got stuck, I tripped and fell through the curtain of the fitting room, topless. FML
Today, we had my school musical. The girls have to wear long skirts. I had a thong on, and while we were dancing the guy behind me stepped on my skirt. It fell to my ankles... the whole audience saw my ass. FML
Today, I went parasailing for the first time ever. My friends thought it would be funny to pull down my trunks right before my feet left the boat. I dangled there in the air for the whole resort to see. On top of that, I lost my shorts in the ocean. FML
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OCChef 0
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
lollipopz8988 0
Word of advice: if your skirt is short enough for a tampon string to hang out you probably shouldn't be bending over anyway, let alone on stage. That's just slutty. Sorry but you asked for it.
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neonoodle 0
I just threw up in my mouth a little... and then on my keyboard and monitor and cat.
liv_fml 0
#28- So girls have to be conservative little church girls when they're on their period? You have no idea about women, do you?
LackwitMauler 0
Uh, #16..... there is no variety of tampon that has "wings". Those are pads. Tampons have strings. Period. (No pun intended. XD)
kionnaloves 11
Actually some do. Try Kotex duh. Lol
keviness 0
That's what you get for being a *****.
GameRater01 0
Wow, that's one of the biggest FML's I've heard. At least there were no internet pics, right?
lovesitbyotch 0
hahahahahahahahhhhahhahahahahahahhahha.
nomadxx7 0
@ The people saying about being sexy on your period. First off why would you want to be "sexy" at Spring Break with hot dudes/chicks and trying to act sexy when you're on your period? If the opportunity presented itself to hook up you couldn't or you'd have another FML story. I could care less but the venue seems a little off since it's to party/drink and hook up. All for trying to be sexy whenever but just seems Spring Break wouldn't be the time to attempt that.
profligatesoul 18
I second that
hamsterhambgr 0
Sucks for you but i live in PCB my spring break nevers ends
kandy_fml 0
LOL @ 19. There is no tampon with wings. You're thinking of pads. And no girl wants to wear a pad while she's on her period anyway. It's more noticeable than you think and it feels like you're wearing a diaper. To the sender, I don't know if this actually happened, there is no way to be sure. But if it did. That really sucks. Maybe next time be careful what you do while you're on your period.
Peaches012 0
Umm it doesnt feel like ur wearing a diaper u don't even notice . Not all pads gave wings.
Overlord247 20
To each their own. I feel like I'm sitting on a phone book when I wear pads, so I prefer tampons. I get why some people like them though. Just coz you don't feel a certain way doesn't mean other people do
raven_of_azarath 35
Don't forget the feeling like you're peeing yourself all day. That's why I don't like pads.
Ender_ 0
#40 - There is a way to be sure that it actually happened. Her friends took pictures.