Today, I was enjoying my last day of Spring Break in Panama City. I got up to dance on the stage at the Holiday Inn in front of hundreds of college kids. I tried to be sexy by turning around and bending over. My friends took pictures and my bloody tampon string was hanging out the whole time. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I was feeling confident, so I rented a cabana at the beach and put on my best swimsuit. I was at the bar when suddenly the stool gave way under me. I was drenched in Mojito and a bunch of spring breakers laughed at me, making fat jokes. I spent the rest of the day crying in the cabana. FML
Today, I went to the beach. While I was swimming, I noticed a few really hot guys passing. Trying to be sexy, I slowly got out of the water, showing off my body. I showed a bit more than I expected when I realized my bikini bottom had fallen off. FML
Today, I woke up to 15 texts from my mom, 6 missed calls, and with no bra or shirt on in a random guy's bed. Welcome to spring break, ladies and gentleman. FML
Today, I got back from a fun vacation I took with my husband. During the vacation, I participated in a wet t-shirt contest and a bunch of pictures of me flashing my breasts and waving my t shirt over my head during the contest got posted online. My whole office is teasing me now. FML
Today, at my bachelorette party, I got so wasted, I ended up giving my stripper a lap dance because he "wasn't doing it properly". There's photos. FML
Today, I went swimming. While I was walking along side of the pool, everyone was staring at me. I began to think that my diet was really working. It was only an hour later, in the changing rooms, that I noticed the string from my Tampax that was sticking out of my swimming costume. FML
Today, I was pretending to be a ballerina. I was dancing around my room, making a complete dick of myself. I eventually caught sight of a pair of guys grinning and filming me with their cellphones through my window. FML
Today, I was trying on bikinis at a local store. When I put my pants back on, my foot got stuck, I tripped and fell through the curtain of the fitting room, topless. FML
Today, we had my school musical. The girls have to wear long skirts. I had a thong on, and while we were dancing the guy behind me stepped on my skirt. It fell to my ankles... the whole audience saw my ass. FML
Today, I went parasailing for the first time ever. My friends thought it would be funny to pull down my trunks right before my feet left the boat. I dangled there in the air for the whole resort to see. On top of that, I lost my shorts in the ocean. FML
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OCChef 0
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
lollipopz8988 0
Word of advice: if your skirt is short enough for a tampon string to hang out you probably shouldn't be bending over anyway, let alone on stage. That's just slutty. Sorry but you asked for it.
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StupidDancer 0
Wow and ur friends didn't say anything? Haha great friends...:)
evanescence_fml 7
i approved this one! :D well that really sucks. be more careful next time :/
lollipopz8988 0
Word of advice: if your skirt is short enough for a tampon string to hang out you probably shouldn't be bending over anyway, let alone on stage. That's just slutty. Sorry but you asked for it.
Blacksabbath211 9
i think that the point of this fml is that she's admitting that she's a ****, lol
jfsiv 17
or she was in a swim suit?
Danishduckling 20
A persons clothes does not make them slutty - only their actions do.
adayinthelife35 16
If you're so scantily clad that your tampon string is viewable, even if only when bent over, then yes, that's slutty.
raven_of_azarath 35
Then I must have been slutty all through high school, cuz every day, I wore clothes that it was possible for a tampon string to hang out. Not that I had much choice, being I was required to wear tights and a leotard to ballet. Must make me a **** though.
MooKee 0
HAA OMG that was you! I saw the whole thing haa that made my vacation but kinda grossed me out thx LOL
123_GO 0
#8 -- thats not true. are you a girl? the point of wearing a tampon is to be discreet about your period because its not lumpy like a pad and you can still do normal things wearing a tampon (i.e. swimming, shower, dancing on stage in a short skirt). why her tampon string was hanging out is beyond me though...were you not wearing panties? im gonna go throw up.
snusk1 2
rofl!!
LWNA9 5
You can shower without a tampon, right?
raven_of_azarath 35
You can, but some girls don't want blood to run down their legs while they do. Have you ever seen Carrie?
T2GR 0
Pics or it didn't happen.
profligatesoul 18
Ewww no pics no pics!
BoVett 0
did it attract any bears?
KARLbutwithaK 0
HAHAHAHA OMG ILY XD
Router 0
#16 Actually, I'm a guy. I'm just saying, why the hell would someone be stupid enough to even wear a tampon with a string with booty shorts. At least wear the one with the wings. and more than likely, this is a troll FML, posted to see who people would react...
raven_of_azarath 35
I'm a girl, and I've never heard of this tampon with "wings." I wore tampons with strings while wearing booty shorts all the time, due to dance. There was no other option.
griddy24 18
I was hoping the first comment was some next level sarcasm trying to make a point about mansplaining, but I don’t think so. Just a dude pretending he has the first clue about menstrual products or has anything to say here. Tampons don’t have wings honey.
KillxKatie 0
Why did people put "you deserve this"? In my opinion that would be terrible! #16- She still could have been wearing panties and the string might have been hanging out the side. Ever think of that?
cocainewhore 30
She deserves it for being a ****/spring break ho
AngelinaMarrie 6
Thanks for sticking up for OP! she was just trying to have fun but her great friends(sarcasm) embarrassed her more than she was already. poor OP
raven_of_azarath 35
Exactly! Sometimes, tampon strings are a little longer than normal, and that happens.
Router 0
#17 is right. Post the picture or it didn't happen.