Today, I was enjoying my last day of Spring Break in Panama City. I got up to dance on the stage at the Holiday Inn in front of hundreds of college kids. I tried to be sexy by turning around and bending over. My friends took pictures and my bloody tampon string was hanging out the whole time. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I was feeling confident, so I rented a cabana at the beach and put on my best swimsuit. I was at the bar when suddenly the stool gave way under me. I was drenched in Mojito and a bunch of spring breakers laughed at me, making fat jokes. I spent the rest of the day crying in the cabana. FML
Today, I went to the beach. While I was swimming, I noticed a few really hot guys passing. Trying to be sexy, I slowly got out of the water, showing off my body. I showed a bit more than I expected when I realized my bikini bottom had fallen off. FML
Today, I woke up to 15 texts from my mom, 6 missed calls, and with no bra or shirt on in a random guy's bed. Welcome to spring break, ladies and gentleman. FML
Today, I got back from a fun vacation I took with my husband. During the vacation, I participated in a wet t-shirt contest and a bunch of pictures of me flashing my breasts and waving my t shirt over my head during the contest got posted online. My whole office is teasing me now. FML
Today, at my bachelorette party, I got so wasted, I ended up giving my stripper a lap dance because he "wasn't doing it properly". There's photos. FML
Today, I went swimming. While I was walking along side of the pool, everyone was staring at me. I began to think that my diet was really working. It was only an hour later, in the changing rooms, that I noticed the string from my Tampax that was sticking out of my swimming costume. FML
Today, I was pretending to be a ballerina. I was dancing around my room, making a complete dick of myself. I eventually caught sight of a pair of guys grinning and filming me with their cellphones through my window. FML
Today, I was trying on bikinis at a local store. When I put my pants back on, my foot got stuck, I tripped and fell through the curtain of the fitting room, topless. FML
Today, we had my school musical. The girls have to wear long skirts. I had a thong on, and while we were dancing the guy behind me stepped on my skirt. It fell to my ankles... the whole audience saw my ass. FML
Today, I went parasailing for the first time ever. My friends thought it would be funny to pull down my trunks right before my feet left the boat. I dangled there in the air for the whole resort to see. On top of that, I lost my shorts in the ocean. FML
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OCChef 0
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
lollipopz8988 0
Word of advice: if your skirt is short enough for a tampon string to hang out you probably shouldn't be bending over anyway, let alone on stage. That's just slutty. Sorry but you asked for it.
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TraeThaTruth 0
Ho. You white bitches that go to other countries and flash your wealth make me sick.
Yaz_fml 0
Why act sexy when your on your period? Its psychology, you feel like crap so you want to make up for it, whether that be putting on make up, wearing a skirt you know makes your ass look great or dancing on a stage! Tho to be honest i've never had a bloody tampon string, get one for a heavier flow or try changing it once in a while! : P
laurisshnazzy 0
Don't get toxic shock syndrome!
analeigh_fml 0
that Is by far the sickest effing thing I've ever heard. I don't Care if you were drunk, keep that shit concealed. And your friends suck.
OMGawd 0
omg. what happen next? i feel so sorry for you.. next time dont be sexy while on your period...i always feel disgusting.. and use a pad, its safer sweetie
SadfaceFML 0
I bet at least one person jumped off the canal that day.
magga_mus 0
Og god that's gross! .. Really. How the hell did you do that.. Why didn't you change the tampon earlier ? You know, before the string got all socked in blood.. !
yayiii89 0
hahaha.... why would you wear a skirt when u have your period? wow that was really smart.
deliciouskaek 1
um... why was the string bloody? how the hell long did you leave it in there? or do you mean bloody in the British cursing way? clarify? D: But no, you shouldn't have been bent over like that if there was the slightest chance there would be a stain. You could have saved yourself the embarrassment had you realized that there's a HUGE difference between sexy and slutty.
xsouldeath 2
its your time of the mouth eh