FML: Uncensored

By Anonymous - 15/01/2012 02:00 - United States

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Today, while spending the night at a friend's house, I was woken up by someone kicking me. I figured she was having a nightmare, and since we were sharing a bed, I reached over to wake her up. Turns out it was her boyfriend trying to push me off the bed because they were having sex. FML
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123josie123 11

Ew they didn't have the decency to wait till you're gone??

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Mimosa2 1

FYL and that sucks , I would tell both of them to f...k off !!!

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BeaterOfTheDrums 15

I believe that's what they were already attempting to do.

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vampireclique 0

17 - that is what the urban dictionary describes as a win.

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The_creator_fml 2

They should have used the "smoosh room".

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cinderellacat 0

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ladyLALAA 28

If you read the FML OP says that they were awoken by it, so I'd say they did notice!

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cinderellacat 0

I mean him sneeking into the bed : P derp

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raven_of_azarath 34

OP was sharing a bed. That means there'd be movement from the friend rolling over. If you can't sleep through someone sneakily climbing into the bed, you must not be able to sleep with anyone at all. Or with pets.

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jaredjudd21 2

Why would your friend want you over in the first place? He should have at Least warned you that you might get kicked in the head during the niht

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t765234 10

20- No, they were having sex from across the room.

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GraveRobber14 13

70-Hey you never know he COULD just be that long. Lol

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Nova Solarius 10

Wrong. The blood loss from getting a six foot boner would definitely cause major issues.

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EduJav321 24

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reallysleepy 0

I think you should consider new friends.

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haydonmikey 0

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Chazyj 4

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floopyflooper 2

Do people not proofread their posts anymore?

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raphanne_fml 33

#47 The mental image coming from this is great though! I don't why, but I imagine them singing "Hakuna Matata" while storming out in a hump.

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chellyX92 8

#24 So what your saying is its better that they were trying to knock the person off the bed onto the floor as they slept then waking them up and politely asking for privacy? Your an idiot.

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The_Hitdude 12

*You're If you are going to call someone and idiot, please use proper grammar. That way you don't look like a hypocrite.

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Chazyj 4

Reading back on this made me think wtf was I saying meh I do love the world of FML

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Octain 13

I think you're right XD

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AxJxA 14

Your "friend" shouldn't have even had her boyfriend over while you were sleeping. Allowing her bf to literally kick you aside like that, just for some action, shows what a bad friend she is.

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