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That's when you tell him you aren't a prostitute.
Yup. I got it after a quick "oh no" moment and a rapid google search on Canadian prostitution laws. Google is a friend of everyone.
In most provinces??
Prostitution isn't illegal everywhere. I guess it could still be offensive, though.
35, you tried a little too hard. Unless if it's an obscure reference, you don't have to put parentheses and the name of what you're referencing every 5 words.
How do you know it was a "he"? *plot twist*
Why is it so ******* difficult for some people to just have some good manners? If someone does you a service, you thank (and maybe even a tip) them. Ungrateful ness annoys me so much.
While I agree, always tip. While they may not have done a great job, they still spent their time trying to get you good service. Unless of course, if the tip is included in the bill
When was Ness ungrateful? I'm pretty sure he was the guy leading the attack on Giygas.
#52, You deserve a cookie.
#52- haha my bad! Sorry.
Because **** you. =)
"Why would I give up MY MONEY? I already paid for the meal"
13- I hope you never ever go out to eat at a restaurant. you suck.
So hurtful
sounds like a jerk to me, hope he doesn't come back to your section
No, the proper response to when someone says "**** YOU" is to simply say, "You wish."
Plus, why would OP serve the customer after the bill? Don't you pay the bill when you're done being served? Unless if you want to deliberately go out of your way to spill coffee, which would make the person who was supposed to get the coffee angry as well. There's no good that would come out of that.
#32: It depends on how nice you are to your waiter and how well you tip them. Usually, when I go to a new restaurant, even after I've paid my bill and leave tip, my waiter will still come back and refill my drink. I imagine they wouldn't do that if they weren't satisfied with the tip I left. Just leave 12% as a rule of thumb (unless the service was genuinely bad, and it has happened before), and they'll be grateful for that.
12%? That's harsh. Most servers have to tip out a percentage of their sales, myself a minimum of 4%. Better rule of thumb: 18-20% for good service, 15% for mediocre service, 10% if it's bad. Stiffing is only reserved for the rudest, shittiest of service.
People can be so harsh :/ I'm sorry, OP. Some people take out their frustrations on people they think are lesser than them, but that's not right. They were probably having a bad day
Maybe it's a sex offer?
Yes, obviously. It HAS to be a sex offender! I don't think OP felt sexually violated, just confused and probably offended.
I think they said offer, not offender.
14- You have a point, but it would have to be in question form. **** you?
Yup, I read that wrong. I'm an idiot, sorry guys!
Maybe the horn tootin' fella or ma'am forgot to add the question mark.
In the end you're the better person people who are ungrateful assholes end up alone
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That's when you tell him you aren't a prostitute.
Why is it so ******* difficult for some people to just have some good manners? If someone does you a service, you thank (and maybe even a tip) them. Ungrateful ness annoys me so much.