Are there paint cans in your garage, OP?

How can you not investigate a mysterious noise in your own home?

And that mentality 5, is why the psycho murderer kills everybody.

Well, in theory, you have two options: either find out what it is, or let it find YOU.

The stink bomb alone is worse than any baseball bat.

That was my first thought, skunks are native to North America. The name "skunk" comes from the Native American word for them.

It gradually takes the smell, but you'll still smell it for a while sadly

I can tell you from experience that all of those remedies only work a little bit. You'll still stink for awhile. Shit is strong!

Tomato juice mixed with lemon juice. The high acidity from the lemons helps penetrate through the oils in your skin that holds the smell.

Vodka. The cheaper, the better. And not to drink. Mix it with a little water in a spray bottle and spray away. It got the skunk smell out of my kid sister's car. We made sure she didn't drive it until it completely dried... why does my car smell like weed and booze, officer? Well, funny story... the charcoal that is left in the vodka is what absorbs the smell, that's why the cheaper, the better, less filtered.

This was eventually deemed ineffective, I think it actually only works on dogs

Fear not because we will kill'em, we may stink in the end but it is because we won the war.

this actually happened to me when I lived in the United States.

#23 Really? There ain't skunks in Murica.