By Ohgodhelpme - 25/10/2018 03:00

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Today, my boyfriend bought me a vibrator for my birthday. Sounds sweet, right? Then he invited my 10/14-year-old cousins to our house. They surprised me in my room. While I was using it. FML
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Alup132 22

What a buzzkill!

The good vibes were killed.

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Alup132 22

What a buzzkill!

Wonderful

The good vibes were killed.

You couldn't wait until you went to bed?

julfunky 29

... why should she wait until she goes to bed?

10/14 years old? What an odd way to express infant’s ages!

FYI he was probably planning on getting to use it with you for the first go around later on. But I guess it was too enticing to wait!

What better time to teach them all about the joys of mechanically assisted self diddling?

Why those cousins specifically? Are you close to them than you are to others? Because that's now been ruined.

Why wasn’t your door locked? At least then they wouldn’t have caught you in the act

Why should you have to lock the door in your own house?

julfunky 29

Let me guess, then Father O’Flannagan walked in?

EmDizzle2007 28

the ungodly amount of desperate pun comments...