By Ohgodhelpme - 25/10/2018 03:00

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Today, my boyfriend bought me a vibrator for my birthday. Sounds sweet, right? Then he invited my 10/14-year-old cousins to our house. They surprised me in my room. While I was using it. FML
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a1f0sff 25

You couldn't wait until you went to bed?

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julfunky 29

... why should she wait until she goes to bed?

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RichardPencil 30

10/14 years old? What an odd way to express infant’s ages!

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pscool 11

FYI he was probably planning on getting to use it with you for the first go around later on. But I guess it was too enticing to wait!

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Dave_Davington 33

What better time to teach them all about the joys of mechanically assisted self diddling?

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BurnInDemonFire 34

Why those cousins specifically? Are you close to them than you are to others? Because that's now been ruined.

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JulietMarie 30

Why wasn’t your door locked? At least then they wouldn’t have caught you in the act

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raven_of_azarath 34

Why should you have to lock the door in your own house?

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julfunky 29

Let me guess, then Father O’Flannagan walked in?

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EmDizzle2007 28

the ungodly amount of desperate pun comments...

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