Anonymous
Saltillo, Mexico
Feel this FML
Today, I now know how it feels to have a splinter of wood hammered a full inch underneath your fingernail. FML
Collection
College Life
Packed lecture halls, a sketchy roommate and frat parties: welcome to college, the real thing.
Same thing different taste
Anonymous
Today, I learned what a nail gun shooting my leg feels like. FML
Moon_Glade
Today, at work, I have discovered the wonderful feeling of having a paper cut, with metal, under your nail, on all your nails. FML
Anonymous
Blackpool, United Kingdom
Today, I was clipping my nails. When I got to my toenail, the whole thing somehow ripped right out. I'm in agony. FML
nukebroadcast
United States
Today, I found out what sound a hammer makes when it strikes the back of my hand. FML
Anonymous
New Zealand
Today, I found out how it feels to have a car door slammed shut on my hand, breaking two of my fingers. Hint: it's fucking painful. FML
Anonymous
Boise, United States
What? How? Why?
Today, I smashed my finger with a hammer. A finger on the hand holding the hammer. FML
FitnessFirst
Toronto, Canada
Today, I painfully watched my doctor burn a hole in my nail to drain the blood underneath. This is the prescribed treatment for the injury of hammering your thumb. FML
CA19oo
Buford, United States
Today, I found out what it feels like to get hit in the head with a bat. Not the wooden kind though. The one that bites and claws you when it gets stuck in your hair. FML
Anonymous
Today, I had to remove a splinter from one of my roommates. This would have been better if the splinter wasn't deeply lodged in their asscheek. FML
Anonymous
Always wear protective gear
Today, while nailing a board down, I hit my thumb with the hammer. As I reached to console my throbbing finger, I dropped the hammer on my foot. When I went down to hold my foot, I smacked my head on the board. Now I've got a concussion, a smashed finger, and a bruised foot. FML
Top comments
Tripartita 45
I appreciate the lack of spoilers in this FML for those of us who haven't gotten out our hammers and tried it ourselves.
WCARlover 35
I know secondhand embarrassment is a thing but is secondhand physical pain thing? Cause I think reading this FML made it a thing.
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Comments (43)
cacheson 42
Is it just me or are fingernails not actually a full inch long?
littlekellilee 45
They actually go all the way down to your first knuckle.
cacheson 42
Which, for most people, I'm pretty sure is still not a full inch
Bearsmomma 30
I cringed just reading this FML. Sooo sorry. FYL indeed
dexter90 12
Did you piss off Ramsay Bolton?
jaqlove 22
You ruined my day
SteveDudleyUK 10
I used to get splinters almost every day but I haven't had one for a couple of days so might not get any more... Touch wood.
turtle_darkness 17
Serious question.. How do you get a splinter an inch under your finger nail? Whose fingers are that fat? Or am I missing something here?
westernmd 6
aparently finger nails go down you your first knuckle
turtle_darkness 17
Guess when it said under I pictured literally underneath. But I guess that could make sense too.
trustmeimanurse 5
The thought of this made my teeth hurt and my stomach churn.
heatherrr17 19
Holy shit ouch!
Baegel 15
That happened to me once but instead instead of a splinter my girlfriend ****** me in the ass with a strap-on
rachb2284 9
That makes me want to vomit!!!