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Today, within the span of one day, the owner of the business I work at said I could write "Technical & Compliance Manager" on paperwork where I was the approver for engineered compliance of product regulatory records, but also that I was "basically just a secretary." FML
Sounds like he’s basically just an asshole.
I would tell him you don't feel comfortable approving things since you're basically just a secretary and these approvals would be above your pay grade.