Today, I was at the doctor's getting a pap smear and she asked if it was alright if a doctor in training could come in to observe. I was already laying on the table with my feet in the stirrups, so everything was in plain sight. When the man came in to observe, I looked up to see my brother-in-law. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I went to have a vaginal ultrasound. The nurse walked me back and I got undressed. She said the tech doing the procedure would be right in. It was my preacher's son. FML
Today, during my first day as a medical intern in a new ward, I was performing a rectal exam. My supervisor thought it would be funny to burst into the room and scream, "Who are you?! You don't even work here, you pervert!" FML
Today, while getting a hernia exam, I accidentally ran my fingers through my doctor's hair. FML
Today, my doctor told me to take off my pants so she could do a checkup. When I took them off, she gasped. When I asked what was wrong, she said she was expecting something else. She thought I was a dude. FML
Today, I asked a guy to change into a gown for an X-ray exam. I asked him to leave his underwear on, everything else off. Apparently he was going commando, as he left skid marks on my table when the exam was over. FML
Today, at the age of 25, for the first time in my life, I was lying mostly naked in front of a man while he was inserting something in my body. Too bad that man was a doctor and that thing was a colonoscopy. FML
Today, my doctor asked me to undo my bra so he could check my breathing without the straps restricting my lungs, I got home and told my friends how awkward it was. Not one of them has had this happen to them before. We all go to the same doctor. FML
Today, while getting a breast exam for some suspicious lumps, I was lying on the table with my boobs exposed and I learned my doctor is afraid of wasps. I had to chase the wasp out whilst topless. FML
Today, I went to my gynecologist's for a check-up. After the doctor checked me I went to the bathroom. It turns out the walls aren't soundproofed, because I could hear the doctor telling his assistant, "God! How did she ever find a husband?" FML
Today, I went to the eye doctor with my little brother. There were only three chairs and one was occupied by a woman. I sat at the far end, but as soon as I sat down, I heard my little brother yell out loud, "I DON'T WANT TO SIT NEXT TO THE FAT LADY!" FML
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SiLveRStaRLIGHT 0
Awkward as hell. He'll probably bring it up during the wedding toasts too. 8D
evillittleme 5
"aquward".. is that awkwardness under the sea?
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Comments (94)
littlegolferboy 4
I'm sure the guy has seen plenty of vaginas in his career. It's not like yours is magically different just because you're related to his wife.
glowstick00 0
All she's saying is that it was awkward, so what if he's a doctor, he's family..
remivt 0
Well, at least he knows you were being responsible in getting a pap smear.
Muninn 0
Hey, he's been/is going through med school, so he has to have an iota of bedside professionalism to even be allowed to observe... so it's safe to say that the only one feeling awkward at Thanksgiving dinner will be you. Don't sweat it so much. I'm sure you were the dozenth cooter he'd seen that day, anyhow.
epicfail13337 4
At least your brother in law has a good job (medical student) and of course is smart and well educated, not a crazy horny hobo. This is pretty embarassing. FYL
fegd 0
He's a professional. Grow up.
newmom09 0
All you had to say was, "today I was getting a pap smear," and your life would already suck.
summer66_fml 0
well thats gonna be an awkward family reunion.....
cabernet 0
How embarrassing!
autumnfrostfire 0
That was really bad on the part of your doctor. S/he should have asked you before you were already up in the stirrups.