Today, I was at the doctor's getting a pap smear and she asked if it was alright if a doctor in training could come in to observe. I was already laying on the table with my feet in the stirrups, so everything was in plain sight. When the man came in to observe, I looked up to see my brother-in-law. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I went to have a vaginal ultrasound. The nurse walked me back and I got undressed. She said the tech doing the procedure would be right in. It was my preacher's son. FML
Today, during my first day as a medical intern in a new ward, I was performing a rectal exam. My supervisor thought it would be funny to burst into the room and scream, "Who are you?! You don't even work here, you pervert!" FML
Today, while getting a hernia exam, I accidentally ran my fingers through my doctor's hair. FML
Today, my doctor told me to take off my pants so she could do a checkup. When I took them off, she gasped. When I asked what was wrong, she said she was expecting something else. She thought I was a dude. FML
Today, I asked a guy to change into a gown for an X-ray exam. I asked him to leave his underwear on, everything else off. Apparently he was going commando, as he left skid marks on my table when the exam was over. FML
Today, at the age of 25, for the first time in my life, I was lying mostly naked in front of a man while he was inserting something in my body. Too bad that man was a doctor and that thing was a colonoscopy. FML
Today, my doctor asked me to undo my bra so he could check my breathing without the straps restricting my lungs, I got home and told my friends how awkward it was. Not one of them has had this happen to them before. We all go to the same doctor. FML
Today, while getting a breast exam for some suspicious lumps, I was lying on the table with my boobs exposed and I learned my doctor is afraid of wasps. I had to chase the wasp out whilst topless. FML
Today, I went to my gynecologist's for a check-up. After the doctor checked me I went to the bathroom. It turns out the walls aren't soundproofed, because I could hear the doctor telling his assistant, "God! How did she ever find a husband?" FML
Today, I went to the eye doctor with my little brother. There were only three chairs and one was occupied by a woman. I sat at the far end, but as soon as I sat down, I heard my little brother yell out loud, "I DON'T WANT TO SIT NEXT TO THE FAT LADY!" FML
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SiLveRStaRLIGHT 0
Awkward as hell. He'll probably bring it up during the wedding toasts too. 8D
evillittleme 5
"aquward".. is that awkwardness under the sea?
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Comments (94)
KK_320 2
What us a pap smear anyways???
alissa_roar 6
Correct me if I'm wrong, but it's when they take a little swab and wipe it inside your ****** to get a culture? Then they test for different things.
beerab 0
Yearly exam women have to check their sexual organs for any irregularities.
mamamc 3
you mean to tell me that you didn't know that he was interning at you office? give me a break
LaneyyLOVE 0
omfg, that totally suckss, sooo' embarassingg.
loner80 0
Did anyone bother to think maybe it was just as bad for him? And maybe he did tell the Dr that they were family and she said that he still had to go in to see if he could be professional under any circumstances. Dur Di Dur.
Brendan3693 0
pics or it didn't happen
manaallovesfmls 19
Totally awks......
jimbob_76592 5
There goes christmas
cwl727 33
Next family get to together will be awkward.
cherro 5
Uh oh. What is you your sister going to say