By VelocityMary - 30/07/2009 15:52 - United States

Today, a friend offered to have sex with me, since I'm a 19 year old virgin who's only been kissed. He then added on that I would have to give him my Wii in return. FML
I agree, your life sucks 51 325
You deserved it 6 873

Same thing different taste

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Why would you have sex with a random "friend" just so you wouldn't be a virgin?? That's the stupidest thing I've ever heard!

Does he get to put his Wiimote in your charging dock?


lexilovesyou 0
davelociraptor 0

FAKE, I have worked in this industry for over ten years and can tell that this is obviously photoshopped

You must be commenting on the wrong stuff a LOT davelociraptor, cuz this is neither a photo nor is it photoshopped. But kudos to you for working in the industry. The kitten ones are always my favorite.

come to orlando. i'll **** you for free

blargity 0

#1 how is she a loser? and to anyone who thinks she was trying to not be a virgin anymore, she wasn't necessarily looking for sex too many people on here misread these and then flame someone like this girl which ironically makes them a dumbass i hope she didn't do it

Immortal_Sins 0

Yo i will smash you right now where you live at ahaha

Jessaly_fml 0

I wouldn't give up a Wii for sex but I would definitely have sex for a Wii.

NoIsoldeForTris 0

werd i agree, that guys an ass thats bananas

greendaygirl999 5

Who wouldn't have sex for a wii? lol

Wiis suck anyways. get a playstation3 or xbox 360. :)


luvpav 0

she could just stand on the corner and get paid for being laid. Then she could buy another Wii. ;p

Girlfriend, you're not even in the catagory to try to crack that one.

She's not a loser for being a virgin at 19, I know quite a few people who are at that age...

I've decided that this means the friend is the loser. Clearly makes more sense...

Does he get to put his Wiimote in your charging dock?

Pure win. Thank you, that made my day. :D

slushpup9696 12

Isn't he supposed to give you his wee? Oh, Wii... like the gaming device. I get it now.

Why would you have sex with a random "friend" just so you wouldn't be a virgin?? That's the stupidest thing I've ever heard!

Agreed. Ugh, my friends tried to pull a similar stunt on me. You know, the first time is special AND WILL PROBABLY SUCK at least a little, so you don't just go out and find some random dick. (durrhurr, pun, but seriously, your friend is a douche, OP, don't be ashamed to be virgin)

lol #12 i read it as "dick" the first time, not jerk..... and why is it that the guy is always considered a dick just because the girl doesn’t know him very well. Girls, most guys aren't all dicks... most of us have arms, legs, and a torso too.

LMFAO Well, I didn't necessarily mean it quite like that, but I did say dick so... Elaborating, I meant to not just sleep with a random guy to lose your virginity. You need a nice guy you've known well enough for a good while now, and is going to be willing to do snugglies afterward. I'm sure you're going to need those snugglies. As a strong-willed bitch, I definitely don't like the "most likely will be crying" possibility, so I'd like my first guy to be someone I feel I can be that open with. Random dude, even a friend, does not count as someone like that. Ahem... That will be the end of my corniness. [slinks away]

#4.... i know... maby he was thinking of superbad n she was goin off to college...

shirvon100 0

she kid die that next day and not ever experience the gloryess fealing know as sex, so personally better her having sex with one of her good friends that she knows and trust then not at all.

troyboyd05 0

And Shirvon died before experiencing the glorious feeling of being able to spell.

KrazyKatz3 26
Xerosnake90 0

schlpschlpschlpschlp That's the sound of me sucking ****.

Either that or has some really weird idea that sex has to be with a true love or something like that. Seriously, sex is just sex. If you want it then no reason not to do it with a friend. Uptight people could easily be virgins til way longer than they should be.

lmmmr 0

Who are you to decide when they should and shouldn't be? If they are what you describe as "uptight" then they are probably perfectly happy with their chosen lifestyle. Stop passing judgment on others just because you think your "alternative" lifestyle is so much cooler.

Dosse 0

LMFAO. that's quite unfortunate...

caramelize 0

Your friend is kind of a manwhore. Don't take him up on it.

Not that big of a deal that woman are virgins, being a virgin can be a good thing

yeah, you definitely shouldnt be so self conscious about it

oopsyipooped 0

jackass crew why dont u make more episodes :(

I wouldn't give up a Wii. You must be pretty ugly..

IDK... The Wii has been a very disappointing system. But then again, the sex will probably be disappointing too... Don't know what to recommend, OP.