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False pretenses

By Anonymous - 17/06/2009 17:15 - United States

Today, my friend told me that he was having a Scrabble tournament at his house with a bunch of our friends. I told my dad about the tournament and he gave me a special Scrabble dictionary to bring. Hesitantly, I brought the dictionary and as I walked in, everyone was playing beer pong. FML

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DreMaMa 0

Thursday 18 June 2009 2:46

Wow your dad sounds like a champ, having a "Special" scrabble dictionary. What a cool guy.

lmmmr 0

Thursday 18 June 2009 2:47

Scrabble sounds like more fun to me. Sorry, I mean, **** yah brah!

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insomniac8400 13

Monday 25 June 2012 18:58

how is this an fml? you got to go to a party and drink

longtimesunshine 4

Sunday 19 May 2013 0:54

play it off!!! could be pretty funny

RockNRollAndrew 18

Saturday 14 December 2013 19:49

Beer pong is more fun !!

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Wednesday 19 February 2014 5:54

hi

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