By thatguy - 21/12/2009 00:20 - United States

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Today, I bought a laptop so that I could have dirty video chats with my internet girlfriend. I got home only to find that the only place I can get a decent wifi signal is in front of my mom's room. FML
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smiller0789 3

"Internet girlfriend"? You deserve it. P.S. There's this thing called a webcam that you can buy for about $30 instead of buying a $1000 laptop.

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DynamicDave 11

YDI for a. Having such a crappy router that you only get a signal at one spot in the house. If it's your neighbor's network, get your own router. b. Having an "Internet girlfriend." Get a life and a real girlfriend. c. Buying a whole new laptop instead of just a webcam

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smiller0789 3

"Internet girlfriend"? You deserve it. P.S. There's this thing called a webcam that you can buy for about $30 instead of buying a $1000 laptop.

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sens3sfailing 24

What's wrong with Internet girlfriends? I met my girlfriend over Xbox live, we have meet in real life dozens of times even though we live 7 hours apart and I have spent 2 weeks at her house after she spent 2 at mine. We have been going out for almost a year now, so just because people meet over the Internet doesn't mean it is any less real than the probably completely superficial 1 week long relationships you have with people that were moderately interesting to talk to for an hour then lost all their interest to your puny mind

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PinkieKeen 20

Maybe you should find that "nigga get to own wifi" server and see if you could leech off of it.

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01sparkly 15

Yeah, but the problem isn't the laptop being expensive, the problem is, that he can't talk dirty to his girlfriend. That is because of the bad Internet in his room, the only Internet he could find was in front of his parents room. So it would be awkward..

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Miq999 5

Laptops are dead cheap now Where the **** did you get $1000 from?

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DynamicDave 11

YDI for a. Having such a crappy router that you only get a signal at one spot in the house. If it's your neighbor's network, get your own router. b. Having an "Internet girlfriend." Get a life and a real girlfriend. c. Buying a whole new laptop instead of just a webcam

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sens3sfailing 24

Idiot, such a ******* ass hole for thinking meeting over the Internet makes relationships fake. If they were gonna webchat then they can actually see eachother so you know they are a girl and what age they are. relationships in real life have a much shorter time they are on because most people are superficial. In long distance you get to know the person you are with and aren't obsessed with sex and everything like an immature brat. I should know, I've been in a long distance relationship for almost a year now and I found someone who isn't fake or just a pretty face. Have fun being unhappy because you could only get girls in clubs or other booze infested get togethers because you couldn't find the right one, oh wait, the internet can help that...ignorant idiot

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remy_xi 0

Wow, really, #3? Go kill yourself.

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g3rusz 6

Well... they probably have a family PC, so webcam might not be an option. Still, YDI for a) being American, b) Not checking the WiFi-coverage beforehand and c) Not having a working knowledge of WiFi and not buying a damn repeater.

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TrustStolen 16

Seriously? He deserves it for being American? Righttttt

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geppy 0

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hXcsoccerplaya 0

what, have you never accessed the Internet before wirelessly? you could buy a high gain antennae, but for that price, you could get a new router. and YDI for the purpose of buying the router.

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perdix 29

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hittingray 0

Go get a wireless repeater or a new router, like WiFi N, if your laptop supports that kind of WiFi. Chances are that if your only getting decent signal in one spot, your probably still running on B.

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sunalwayshinesss 0

lold at the commetns

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