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By badboyfriends - 15/05/2009 05:44 - United States

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Today, my best friend got a new boyfriend. She asked him what he wanted for his upcoming birthday, and he said he just wanted to hang out with her and watch a movie or two. I thought it was sweet, so I asked my boyfriend what he would like for his upcoming birthday. He said a blow job. FML
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dd3_fml 0

i have a feeling that your boyfriend was the honest one...

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CherryKillsAgain 0

LOL, that's funny. If my bf said that i'd just laugh it off... Although if he's serious, why not?! I mean, it's easier than buying something ur not sure he'll like. I've never practiced oral, but if he'd ask 4 it, i'd say ok.

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JiggstheMan 0

You asked for it. I would have answered the same exact way.

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Monty_Python 0

YDI for expecting a different answer. Seriously...

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Sofa_King 0

Hey, it's his birthday, not yours! I mean, you want him to ask for things you like, such as watching movie or two and just be together... Can't you concentrate for a while on what he wants, not you? He may be exactly the same as guy No.1, but you failed to understand his needs, so he gave it to you straight.

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mon_e_mons 0

well at least your boyfriend came right out and said it. "hang out and movie" = BJ.

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lolwut_fail 0

I'm not understanding how that makes your boyfriend a jerk. If anything, he shouldn't even have to request a birthday *******, it should be a given. Maybe you should be a little more considerate.

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bread_fml 0

I think #135 needs a ********. He obviously needs to relax a little.

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Epoch 0

so you're upset because you didn't get the answer you wanted? grow up.

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CheezerX 0

lol rember its her new bf so he just saying w/e she wants to hear but hoenstly in his mind he's probaly saying dang i want her to blow me...

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Adrianna69 0

Thats pretty much all boys care about lol. They are nice in the beginning, and "pretend" that they dont care about it, but then they spill and beg for it. I hate it. lol

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