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By badboyfriends - 15/05/2009 05:44 - United States

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Today, my best friend got a new boyfriend. She asked him what he wanted for his upcoming birthday, and he said he just wanted to hang out with her and watch a movie or two. I thought it was sweet, so I asked my boyfriend what he would like for his upcoming birthday. He said a blow job. FML
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dd3_fml 0

i have a feeling that your boyfriend was the honest one...

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bread_fml 0

I don't know who to commend more, the new boyfriend for his tact or the old boyfriend for his honesty because we all know they both wanted the same thing.

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jouhou 0

Way to make his birthday about what you want to do.

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scrinmaster 0

Every guy wants a BJ. Yours is honest about it.

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audreyautopsy 0

Haha. I asked my steady boyfriend of over a year and half what he wanted for his birthday. His response. "Two Fat Chicks and a bag of chips."

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zee209 0

Well their in a new relationship...so of course he's going to be sweet.

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Chfanfiction 0

What the hell? What's with the people saying all every guy wants one? Think about it for a second and it'll come to you: MAYBE THE OTHER GUY DOESN'T. MAYBE HE REALLY JUST WANTS TO HANG OUT. DON'T AUTOMATICALLY ASSUME SHIT ABOUT PEOPLE JUST BECAUSE YOU DO. News flash: we're not all horny, sex-driven assholes like you are. (Not to stereotype. But for someone who claims this it's probably true.) And if she doesn't feel comfortable doing that for him, then what's wrong with that? It doesn't make her a bad girlfriend, she just doesn't like the idea that her boyfriend would be so blunt about that sort of question. Yes, she did ask and it was probably good of her boyfriend to be honest, but he didn't have to be so blunt about it.

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mcbeth 0

sounds like a reasonable answer to me. although he shouldn't have to ask for it, especially on his birthday. sounds like you need to be a better girlfriend...

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badtotheboner 0

well if thats wat he wants you can put him through the ringer on your birthday

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mylifeisfuckeddd 0

haha yeah right. he wanted to "watch a movie" He was really saying what your boyfriend said but your bf is clearly more direct. "watch a movie" haha and you believed him! when did u ever JUST watch a movie with ur bf without being attached to some part of his body?

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